Guys MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BedNBreakfasts SMP

thoughtful, pampering, smp, appreciation, lazy morning

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

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BlockyBedroomFun

sexual pleasure, communication in relationships, guys, Pleasure, fantasies

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

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I Just Beat My Bitch in Front of 4 Guys for Not Listening to Minecraft SMP

power dynamics, punishment, smp, Minecraft, Emotional Abuse

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, even if it means settling disputes with a good old-fashioned PvP showdown.

Our community is filled with colorful characters, like the guy who tamed a pack of wolves and declared himself the king of the server, or the player who built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a player beating their in-game partner in front of a cheering crowd of onlookers? It’s like a soap opera meets a battle royale, with a side of absurdity thrown in for good measure.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.

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Camping with the Guys Minecraft SMP Edition

camping, human MC, Bara, Compiling, Femboy

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Camping with the guys Edition, where we talk about all things FVN – whether you’re into gay, straight, bara, twink, femboy, Western, Japanese, human MC, anthro MC, or anything in between, we’ve got it all!

Why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this ghost and earn its respect, or will you fall victim to its tricks and traps?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just remember, anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

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Creeper’s Anonymous Minecraft Server

seeking assistance, acceptance, intervention, guys, Minecraft

So, I stumbled upon this Minecraft server the other day and let me tell you, it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. The admins are actually unicorns in disguise. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

2. The spawn area is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone joins the server. It’s like a party every time you log on!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait for it…chocolate cake. Yes, you heard me right. Chocolate. Cake.

4. The PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns, acrobats, and a dunk tank filled with lava. It’s a fight to the death, but at least you’ll die laughing.

5. Oh, and did I mention that the villagers on this server can talk? And they have some seriously juicy gossip to spill. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on their drama.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

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Good morning guys i just woke up 2am Minecraft SMP

good morning world, starting the day, guys, morning sun, Woke

Hey there fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up at 2am and log onto our server, only to find that the entire world has been turned upside down (literally, we flipped it). Now you have to navigate through a topsy-turvy world filled with wacky challenges and unexpected surprises.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other mobs with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted access to the secret Chicken Kingdom where you can live out your wildest poultry fantasies.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be battling giant chickens at 2am? Let’s get clucking!

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LOL You Guys Still Watch Wrestling After 2004? Minecraft SMP

lol, wwe, wrestling community, Minecraft, sports

Are you tired of boring old wrestling matches from 2004? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where instead of wrestling, you can battle it out with creepers, zombies, and skeletons in epic PvP battles!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you will be granted the power to lay golden eggs!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with villagers and iron golems. Just be careful not to break out your best dance moves too close to the lava pit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers)!

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Leg Locked in Minecraft SMP

Defense, smp, Technique, joint lock, jiu jitsu

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen, like getting “leg locked” by a mysterious player who will leave you scratching your head and laughing your pants off. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what kind of shenanigans await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to the infamous leg lock!

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The Good Guys Minecraft SMP

guys, religious conflict, Propaganda, Historical revisionism, ethnicity

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Brown Khazarian Jews are the heroes and the White Blue Eyed Christians are the villains! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and a whole lot of drama. Will you fight for the Khazarian Jews and their quest for justice, or will you join the Christians in their quest for domination? Either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

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Have You Guys Noticed Minecraft SMP

online communities, online behavior, online interactions, smp, Negativity

Are you tired of being attacked by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no hostility policy! Unless you count the time a player accidentally punched a sheep and started a full-blown sheep rebellion. But hey, it was hilarious!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Just watch out for those sneaky sheep…they’re always plotting something.

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