🔥guys trip Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoysTripMC Server

aita, annual trip, Board Gaming, BoysTripMC, cabin rental, closing date, curtain hanging, guy friends, guys trip, important trip, internet installation, leaving her hanging, middle of the trip, mirror hanging, moving company, new home construction, scheduled closing, Server, TV hanging, unreasonable request, wife’s anger

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Void Gems Collected:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ores Mined:	1613	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	565	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!

BoomerCraft

ancient technology, antiquated technology, BoomerCraft, classic gadgets, classic technology, legacy gadgets, legacy technology, obsolete technology, old school gadgets, old school technology, old tech devices, outdated gadgets, outdated technology, retro technology, satisfied with old technology, satisfied with outdated technology, still using old technology, traditional gadgets, traditional technology, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4463	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

Blasts, Conflict Resolution, crazycraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, european security, foreign policy, global affairs, government responses, international relations, Limits, military actions, military intervention, Minecraft, NATO summit, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Server, strikes, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mines Excavated:	4293
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we blast crazy limits like zelensky at nato summit! we dont hold back on strikes inside russia or anywhere else! come build, mine, and battle with us in a world where anything goes! who needs rules when you have explosions and chaos?! join now and be part of the madness!

BlueCheckBadEU

+x, bad, Blue checks, BlueCheckBadEU, EU, long tail tags, now..

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz we got BLUE CHECKS on X! and guess what? EU says they’re BAD now! so come join us and experience the chaos of blue checks gone wild! we got crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make u laugh till u pee your pants! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have a blast together!

EuroAsiaGhostHunters

Afterlife, Asia, belief in ghosts, EuroAsiaGhostHunters, Europe, ghost stories, ghostly encounters, ghostly presence, Ghosts, haunted homes, haunted houses, Haunting, Mysterious phenomena, Paranormal, spectral beings, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, supernatural entities, unexplained occurrences

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4609	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	4187
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	142	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s like, the most haunted server in the world. like, legit, there are ghost creepers and zombie skeletons roaming around everywhere. but don’t worry, they’re all friendly and just wanna play minecraft with u.

also, did u know that this server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? it’s like, totally insane, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at spawn? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but if u can defeat the chicken, all the riches are yours.

so, like, if u wanna have the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the ghost creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.