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Minecraft SMP: GuyScan2021
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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the first thing you’ll notice is the insane builds our players create. From giant statues of Steve to rollercoasters that defy gravity, you’ll never be bored on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to join their ranks and overthrow the oppressive chicken overlords? Just hop on our server and start your quest for porky freedom.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, creativity, and talking pigs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!
Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!
Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

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So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.

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Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.
Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.
And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

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BBQ Drama Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.
We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.
So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

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Putin’s PvP Party – No More Old Guy
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u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by putin’s pals?? well now u can cuz trump’s opponent is no longer an old, sick guy!! come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans putin’s pals have in store for u!! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover some top secret government conspiracy!! who knows what kind of wild ride u’ll be in for on this server!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!
Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

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Surviving My Problems: The Realms Server

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft SMP Server
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Server Location	UK
Server Status	Fairly new

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join the server.
What kind of projects do players work on?	Players often work on massive building and mining projects that can last for days.
Is there a specific theme or style on the server?	No, players are free to build in any style or theme they choose.