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Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

BROMANCE, Cinema, comedy, culture, Entertainment, film, gender, guy talk, humor, inside jokes, ITT, locker room talk, male bonding, male perspective, man cave, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Movie, movie scenes, Scenes, smp, Stereotypes, testosterone humor, understand, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

Ascension-Network

Adventure, Arenas, Ascension-Network, BUILD, Community, competitive combat, cracked players allowed, creativity, Dedicated Staff, Discord, game modes, Gameplay experience, KitPvP, Minecraft, Peaceful, Player Base, Regular Events, server ip, Skyblock, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to Ascension-Network, a Minecraft server that offers an extraordinary gameplay experience for players of all styles and skill levels! With a carefully curated selection of game modes, our network aims to deliver thrilling adventures and endless opportunities for creativity. Whether you’re seeking a peaceful place to build, competitive combat arenas, or a mix of both, we’ve got you covered. CRACKED PLAYERS ALLOWED!

Join our growing community today and discover the world of Ascension-Network! With dedicated staff, regular events, and a welcoming player base, there’s no better place to enjoy your Minecraft journey. Server IP: Ascension-Network.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SCrGyPuexr

Come for the adventure, stay for the community!

Ascension-Network.com

🎄 GLORY MINE | 1.20 – 1.21 ❤️ Minecraft server Minecraft server

1.20, 1.21, Clans, Economy, Friends, GLORY MINE, Minecraft, No Dupe, Server, Weddings

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

On the server you will find many interesting opportunities, such as: – clans (you can create or join any clan and even start a war between clans) – weddings (find your soulmate and live with her) – friends (you can find on the server friend and do all things together) – no dupe (on our server there is an absolutely fair game and only strong and persistent people reach the top) – economy (you can earn money, buy and even sell items) – and much more awaits you on our server! Just come in and play 🙂

45.66.228.106:19132

Yandere Yearning Minecraft Server

Attention, BPD, Demon, emotional, Empathy, feelings, fl, Manga, manga characters, manga readers, mental health, Minecraft, Ml, personality disorders, relatability, Relate, relationships, Server, Sympathy, Understanding, yandere, yearning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ML yandere characters who are yearning for the attention of the FL (that’s right, the Female Lead). Join them on their quest for love and watch as they navigate the treacherous waters of virtual romance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, it’s totally normal to relate to BPD (Block Placing Disorder). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

2017, border control, Canada, Canadian regulations, Cathartic, denied, denied access, denied entry, due, entry, entry denial, health concerns, health problems, immigration, joint pain, Medical, medical history, medical inadmissibility, medical issues, Minecraft, past injuries, smp, Teen, travel restrictions, travel woes, watching Canada

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!

Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.

So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

pvp titans

Anarchy, Battles, Clan, Community, Discord, donation, Friends, growth, instagram, Intense battles, Ip:, Minecraft, PvP, Server, skill, Survival, Survival Games, Throne, tiktok, titans, top kills, Vanilla, VIP packages

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	135	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

pvptitans.minehost.pro

Waifu Wednesday Minecraft Server

Affection, Anime, Bond, Clammy, Connection, devotion, emotion, feeling, hand in yours, holding hands, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, Never forget, Otaku, Partnership, relationship, Romantic, Server, Trust, waifu, Wednesday

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchantments Applied:	116
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like a Wednesday and the waifus are always by your side. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance with your favorite pixelated waifu.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the waifus’ hands are always warm and never clammy? That’s right, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about sweaty palms ruining your gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Waifu, a rare and powerful creature who will grant you wishes in exchange for the finest diamonds. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Just ask the Diamond Waifu, and your dreams will come true.

So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find true love with a waifu who will never let go of your hand, no matter how many creepers try to ruin your day.

Kawaii Minecraft SMP – /pkg/ Production General

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, EONIA, Felynne deRouge, general, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, lonlidoods, Lua Asuka, Meimi, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, phase connect, Pillow, Pixelink, pkg, production, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Shee Icho, smp, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Imagine this: our first live concert was so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to mosh in the front row. And don’t even get me started on our second live concert – we had creepers breakdancing and skeletons beatboxing. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our talented players are like virtual rockstars. We’ve got EONIA shredding on guitar, Charlotte Suzu belting out tunes, and Nene Amano dropping sick beats. It’s like a virtual Coachella, but with more diamond swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got kawaii Friends like Phase Connect, Reverie, and Tsunderia joining in on the fun. It’s a virtual party that never ends!

So come on, join us in this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Don’t miss out on the madness – it’s gonna be a blocky blast!

Netherite Network

age-friendly, AmethystNetwork.net, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, gaming experience, Gens, Hub, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, Netherite Network, Network, PG environment, Prison, Professional staff, Saturday events, server ip, smp, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2055	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	3219
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

========== Netherite Network ========== our goal for the Netherite network is to create a place for everyone of all ages to be able to play in a safe and PG environment We offer many game servers such as Mini-Games which we host every Saturday Creative Survival Gens KitPVP and a Hub where players can connect and show off their cosmetics and more We want to provide the best gaming experience possible with amazing professional staff who want to help the community Server IP: AmethystNetwork.net The Amethyst Network is a Minecraft server Network with gamemodes like SMP Gens Mini-Games KitPVP and More

66.165.236.178:50009

Source of Fun Minecraft Server

Assistance, Community, Curious, discovery, forum, Fun, Help, INFORMATION, inquiry, internet, investigation, knowledge, Minecraft, Mystery, Origin, query, question.., research, seeking, Server, source, source identification, unknown

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchantments Applied:	277
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Animals Bred:	59
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil bunnies, all while wearing a top hat made of enchanted cheese? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

”> Do Well in Minecraft SMP”

achievement, Be punished, Challenges, completionism, confusion, Do well, don’t understand, Frustration, gameplay, Gaming, Kill too much, Minecraft, non-violence, Pacifism, Pacifists Reward, punishment, skill, smp, strategy, Try to get through a level without killing anything, video games, violence

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the rules are as crazy as the players! Do well and you’ll be punished because we love to keep things interesting. Kill too much? You guessed it, punishment time! But try to get through a level without killing anything and you’ll receive a Pacifists Reward… before being punished again, of course.

We’ve got insane challenges, ridiculous rewards, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and leave you scratching your head in confusion, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!