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PennyWise SMP: Worth Every Block

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or teaming up with a squad of llamas to take on a horde of zombie pigmen. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive membership perks that will blow your mind. Get access to a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, or ride around on a flying pig that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. It’s worth every penny, we promise!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, cognitive abilities, CraftyCritterz, curious behavior, eye-opening encounters, fascinating behavior, intelligence, intriguing interactions, mind-boggling experiences, peculiar animal behavior, peculiar interactions, strange encounters, surprising behavior, thought-provoking encounters, unexpected encounters, unusual experiences

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Emeralds Found:	296	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Have you ever had a staring contest with a cow and lost? Or maybe you’ve had a deep philosophical conversation with a chicken about the meaning of life? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing animal encounters on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), sheep can breakdance, and creepers have been known to bust out some sick beatboxing skills. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question everything you thought you knew about intelligence.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming a secret alliance with a pack of wolves or getting fashion tips from a stylish llama. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself having deep conversations with a group of squids.

LipetskLoot Minecraft Server

Aerial View, aftermath, Analysis, Conflict, Damage, Defense, Destruction, intelligence, Lipetsk airfield, LipetskLoot, Military, Minecraft, ONLINE, russia, satellite imagery, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!

anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!

CraftyCreeperCave

Closure, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperCave, extremism, foreign funding, foreign influence, German mosque, government action, hezbollah, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic community, MIDDLE EAST, political interference, radicalization, religious extremism, religious institutions, Report, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD!

ShadowTown

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Love Letters Sent:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

ShadowTown is a community… With land claiming, pvp arena, option to rent a hotel in our town. We offer auction house, ranks, rpg….. New server, we will expand eventually Join our friendly discord server for updates and community chat

51.161.206.171

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	8628
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

ParentalPunishFAIL

adoption, blended families, Communication Issues, consequences, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, feeling invalidated, hurtful comments, overreacting, ParentalPunishFAIL, parenting, real parents, seeking validation, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Animals Bred:	129	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	291
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this on your own Minecraft server? Join our server and leave all that real-life drama behind! Our server is a place where you can escape from sibling arguments and parents who just don’t get it.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of respect and kindness. No more arguments about who’s the real parent or sibling – everyone is family here!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to start drama, they get turned into a virtual “Princess” and have to wear a sparkly tiara for a day. It’s the perfect way to deal with petty behavior and make sure everyone is having a good time.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and make new friends who will always have your back – no matter what your virtual sibling says!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

border security, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic response, domestic panic, eastern europe, government response, international relations, Kremlin, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, media manipulation, military conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political tensions, Propaganda, public perception, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian Incursion

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Votes:	6921
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like the reported ukrainian incursion into kursk oblast but way more fun and without the panic!!!

we have crazy stories like the kremlin downplaying everything to keep the peace but we don’t care about peace, we just want to have a blast in our virtual world!!!

build your own kremlin and defend it against crazy invaders or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours on this insane server!!!

join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, unless you have short term memory loss, in which case you might forget but it’s okay because you can just join again and have a blast all over again!!!