Guy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PonyCraft: Friends Edition

Friends, Communication, biases, Human, Diverse

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can say “What’s up every pony?” without fear of someone storming out in a fit of rage!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated ponies and gender-neutral greetings that will make Tom’s head spin. Who needs real friends when you have a virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be, pony or not?

So saddle up and gallop on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in this world, everyone is a pony – whether they like it or not!

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Valentine’s Day Party

Birthday, Surprises, Valentine’s Day, love, Gifts

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we throw da craziest bday parties eva! like, u won’t believe it, but on february 14, we had a party for dis one dude and we had a giant cake made out of diamonds and creepers jumping out to surprise him! it was lit, fam. u gotta join dis server if u wanna have da best bday everrrrr! trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have flying pigs that poop out golden apples. yep, u heard me right. so come on down and join da fun!

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ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!

splitting, MONEY, strapped for cash, Communication, guy

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t demand money from you last minute? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pull a sneaky move like that guy did to you! Join us for a Valentine’s Day special event where we shower you with gifts and love, without any hidden fees or demands for cash. Who needs a getaway when you can escape to our virtual world full of fun and laughter? Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

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BlockyLoveQuest

AITAH, Muslim, Bank, MET, Renewed

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking out loans for virtual houses is not a thing! 🏠💸

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy stories like this one:

🤯 Imagine meeting someone in-game who promises to build you the biggest castle in all of Minecraft, only to ask you to take out a loan for the materials! 😂 Don’t worry, our virtual bank doesn’t give out loans for blocky mansions.

🤣 And if someone asks you to mine diamonds for them in exchange for a promise to pay you back later, just remember: in our server, we believe in fair trades and no shady deals! 💎💰

So come on over and join the fun – no loans required, just good times and epic builds! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Rebel Rising United 1.21

Rising, trump, united states, violently overthrow, Capitol riot

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

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BlockyBraidsAndBeards

hair styling, Rural, hair products, Cultural differences, hair care

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

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GreenLightCharity

red light, giving money, Lane, flipping off, traffic

Join our Minecraft server for the most insane traffic encounters you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re driving in your virtual car, trying to make a left turn before the light turns red. But wait, the car in front of you suddenly stops to give money to a virtual homeless man! Will you honk in frustration or join in on the generosity? The choice is yours on our server.

But that’s not all – we have crazy drivers, wild road rage incidents, and even virtual traffic jams that will have you questioning your sanity. So why wait? Join now for a ride you’ll never forget (and probably won’t want to repeat in real life)!

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PixelPimpin’Papi

Women, Like.., characteristics, romance, PixelPimpinPapi

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Because our male players are all secretly handsome princes in disguise, just waiting for their princesses to come and rescue them! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft boyfriend who will build you a castle fit for a queen? So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

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Every Guy I Meet On The Internet Wants To Date Me Minecraft SMP

virtual connections, online connections, online attention, online flirtation, social media dating

Are you tired of being constantly hit on while trying to play Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only attention you’ll be getting is from creepers trying to blow you up! No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just good old-fashioned block building and survival. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense that even Endermen are scared to teleport near it. So come join us and finally enjoy some peace and quiet while you craft your way to victory!

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Good guy in season 1 Minecraft SMP

season 1, Season, suddenly turn evil, plot twist, Character development

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft SMPs? Look no further! Join our server where players start off as the good guy, but by the end of season 6, they turn evil for no reason at all! It’s like a plot twist no one saw coming, not even the admins! Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when the good guys go bad. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected character development!

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