guy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyLoveQuest

5K loan, AITAH, apartment, Asshole, Bank, BlockyLoveQuest, comfortable, contract, four months ago, Get Married, guy, House, loan, MET, Muslim, Religious, Renewed, saying no, Telling, Traditional, Wanting

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking out loans for virtual houses is not a thing! 🏠💸

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy stories like this one:

🤯 Imagine meeting someone in-game who promises to build you the biggest castle in all of Minecraft, only to ask you to take out a loan for the materials! 😂 Don’t worry, our virtual bank doesn’t give out loans for blocky mansions.

🤣 And if someone asks you to mine diamonds for them in exchange for a promise to pay you back later, just remember: in our server, we believe in fair trades and no shady deals! 💎💰

So come on over and join the fun – no loans required, just good times and epic builds! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Rebel Rising United 1.21

Accountability, America, Capitol riot, consequences, Democracy, democracy at risk, Division, elected, election, Epic, Government, guy, insurrection, political violence, Politics, Presidency, rebel, Rising, Supporters, trump, United, united states, violently overthrow

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Potions Brewed:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

GreenLightCharity

aita, cars, Driver, Driving, flipping off, Frustration, full lane, giving money, green light, GreenLightCharity, guy, homeless man, homeless outreach, Honking, Impeding, Lane, left arrow, red light, road rage, Short Duration, traffic

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Votes:	2579
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most insane traffic encounters you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re driving in your virtual car, trying to make a left turn before the light turns red. But wait, the car in front of you suddenly stops to give money to a virtual homeless man! Will you honk in frustration or join in on the generosity? The choice is yours on our server.

But that’s not all – we have crazy drivers, wild road rage incidents, and even virtual traffic jams that will have you questioning your sanity. So why wait? Join now for a ride you’ll never forget (and probably won’t want to repeat in real life)!

PixelPimpin’Papi

attraction, characteristics, Charm, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, guy, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Like.., Masculinity, Personality, PixelPimpinPapi, Preferences, Qualities, relationships, Respect, romance, Traits, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	78	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Because our male players are all secretly handsome princes in disguise, just waiting for their princesses to come and rescue them! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft boyfriend who will build you a castle fit for a queen? So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

Every Guy I Meet On The Internet Wants To Date Me Minecraft SMP

attention seeking, date, dating apps, dating attention, dating disappointments, dating frustrations, dating struggles, digital dating, guy, internet, internet dating culture, internet relationships, Meet, Minecraft, modern dating, online attention, online connections, online dating, online flirtation, online romance, relationship expectations, self-blame, smp, social media dating, virtual connections, virtual dating

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Votes:	7021	Runes Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of being constantly hit on while trying to play Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only attention you’ll be getting is from creepers trying to blow you up! No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just good old-fashioned block building and survival. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense that even Endermen are scared to teleport near it. So come join us and finally enjoy some peace and quiet while you craft your way to victory!

Good guy in season 1 Minecraft SMP

Antagonist, blockquotepGood, character arc, Character development, Cliffhanger, good guy, guy, hack writing, Minecraft, plot twist, Protagonist, Season, season 1, SEASON 2, season 3, season 4, season 5, season 6, SMPpblockquote, storytelling, suddenly turn evil, Television series, transformation, tv show, unexpected

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft SMPs? Look no further! Join our server where players start off as the good guy, but by the end of season 6, they turn evil for no reason at all! It’s like a plot twist no one saw coming, not even the admins! Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when the good guys go bad. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected character development!

Talk To Me Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Cool, Drunk, guy, Minecraft, PLEA, plea for attention, plea for conversation, please, please talk to me, please talk to me attention, please talk to me conversation, please talk to me cool, please talk to me drunk, please talk to me guy, please talk to me plea, please talk to me yes, please talk to me young, smp, Talk, Talk To Me, young

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a dance party with villagers, creepers, and even the Ender Dragon getting down to some sick beats. Oh, and did we mention that all the animals are wearing party hats? Yeah, it’s that kind of party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So grab your sword and get ready to chase down that blinged-out bird!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the rare and elusive Taco Block. That’s right, a block made entirely out of delicious tacos. Build yourself a taco castle or just chow down on some tasty building materials, the choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

Bot, cat, Despair, family death, God hates me, guy, ink everywhere, Kidney disease, Kwa, lapse of judgement, Loneliness, Minecraft, need surgery, new guest house, pancreatitis, pen explosion, personal sickness, rope, self hate, smp, Suffering, tear ACL, Tragedy, zero friends

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Emeralds Found:	5809

Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

Middle School Minecraft SMP Sex College Guy Drugs

“Youth, Awareness, cautionary tale, college, college guy, consequences, criminal activity, dangerous behavior, Drugs, education, Exploitation, guy, illegal activity, middle, middle school, Minecraft, peer pressure, poor choices, regret, risky behavior, School, sex, smp, substance abuse, teenage years, temptation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Void Gems Collected:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	9065	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is diamonds and the only way to level up is by building the most epic rollercoaster in the land! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous behavior. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as that one middle schooler who allegedly traded favors with a college guy for drugs. But hey, at least in our world, you can just trade diamonds for enchanted gear instead! So come on in and see what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft community. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

❤️MurchaCraft Griefer server ❤️ Minecraft server

Donations, Economy, Events, Foreign, Grief, Pirate, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

New Griefer server.

We have unique items such as:

– runes;

– unique shields with buffs;

– unique totems;

– unique pickaxes and weapons;

– unique armor.

Our server has:

– free cases every 10 minutes;

– 9 donation privileges that can be obtained from free cases;

– reporting system;

– excellent economy.

We are also ready to add new functions and items to the game mode at the request of players

Our server is aimed at PVP mode, but if you are a fan of PVE, then we have great opportunities for building beautiful buildings or productive farms.

We plan to hold competitions every month with prizes for the most beautiful buildings and the most productive farms

We are also looking for:

– Administrators;

– Moderators;

– Helpers;

– Builders;

– YouTubers;

– Streamers.

Come join our server and you will find something to do 🙂

p5.murcha.su

Crafty Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

We are a new small server based around a Streamer called Th3CraftyMiner! Come join in the fun and play today! We have an anticheat, an active community and land claiming!

mc.craftynetwork.gq

Undead Legion

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

FREE KEYS FOR FIRST 10 PLAYERS! Have you ever looked for a survival server that offered something more? Something different and entertaining? Well look no further, here at Undead Legion we offer countless unique features, everything from Angel Chests, quests and furniture, to dungeons and mines! Custom land claims with a chest you have to pay items to, to keep your land protected! Crates, kits, ranks, custom mobs, leaderboards, RTP, Professionally done server! 1.18.1, Everything you could ask for! Need staff and players join today to find out more, Thank you for reading and we hope to see you on the server!

play.undeadlegion.net

Treemcfun

Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

TreeMCFun is server from Indonesian, this is a new server, Join now on TreeMCFun.MC-Games.xyz!

TreeMCFun.MC-Games.org

Zotero land server Minecraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	49
Divine Spears Created:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

ZoteroLand

To get there you need to apply here: discord.gg/KX3sAY9V

Enjoy vanilla! Develop yourself, do something interesting!

d17.gamely.pro:20387

Lonedream

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Lonedream is an Anarchy Server. It was created in February 2020 and was originally a 1.16 Snapshot Singleplayer World. The server had some darker times, but that’s a small part of the history and the evergrowing community. The world is updated to 1.18 with the new caves and cliffs! Just join Lonedream and start your journey! Join the Discord too 😉

mc.Lonedream.org

ciladex.net

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1742	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

A simple, semi-vanilla server. Nothing fancy, but if you want a server to play on, here ya go. Only non-vanilla features we have are homes, land claims, messaging, tpa, and only half of online players need to sleep to pass night. The server was made public on 2/10/2022. Pretty much anything goes.

mc.ciladex.net

Naruto modded smp

Anime, Cracked, Modded, Modpack, Naruto, Need Players, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9051
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

The Mods are:https://www.mediafire.com/file/0l4qatoa7k2vpkm/NarutoMods.rar/file (Drag this into your mods folder and extract it)The version is 1.7.10 and the ip is NarutoOPSMPkhTU.aternos.meDiscord: https://discord.gg/2Pdxj9Tn((Best to join the discord first so if there is a problem i can help you))

NarutoOPSMPkhTU.aternos.me

HypixLand Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Fly, Grief, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

The owner of the HypixLand server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hypixland.ru

MedievalPvP

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	164	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

play.medievalpvp.net