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AssCraft: Booty Edition

acceptance, AssCraft, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, BOOTY, buttocks, Diversity, Edition, empowerment, Femininity, gender, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Masculinity, Men, physical appearance, self-confidence, self-image, societal expectations, Stereotypes, womanly asses

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4636
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7

so, dis server is like da best place to be if u wanna see some real nice womanly asses on some men. like, dey got da best pixel booties in all of minecraft land. u wanna see some curvy block butts? dis be da place to be, fo sho.

but dat aint all, oh no. dis server also got da craziest stories, like dis one time a creeper and a skeleton got married and had a baby zombie. it was wild, man. u never know what kinda wacky shenanigans u gonna see on dis server.

plus, dey got da best parties. like, dey throw these epic block parties where everyone be dancin and havin a blast. u wanna get down and dirty on da dance floor? dis be da place to do it.

so come on down to dis server, where da asses be womanly, da stories be crazy, and da parties be poppin. u wont regret it, trust me.

Snowpoint SMP

active discord server, Crates, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Economy System, epic rewards, hidden treasures, Jobs, land claim system, MCMMO, Mcpets, Pets, Playervaults, Pyrofishing, PyroFishingPro, rentable market plots, Silkspawners, Slimefun, Slimefun4, Snowpoint SMP, Survival, Terralith Biome Generation, Welcoming Community

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to Snowpoint SMP!🐈‍

Join us at Snowpoint SMP, the ultimate Minecraft survival experience where adventure and community come together! Our server features a variety of exciting plugins to enhance your gameplay, including:

journeyCustom Enchants✨: Upgrade

McPets🐈‍: Adopt various pets from our pet shop at spawn!

Terralith Biome Generation🌍: Discover breathtaking new biomes with our enhanced world generation.

We offer playervaults to keep your items safe and organized, and a robust land claim system to protect your builds from griefing. Our economy system allows players to earn and trade in-game currency through several different methods, creating a dynamic and thriving market, with rentable market plots at spawn. Explore and conquer dungeons alone or with friends to earn epic rewards and uncover hidden treasures. Experience a welcoming and inclusive community that’s always ready to help, with an active Discord server for connecting and chatting with fellow players.Join Snowpoint SMP today and start your adventure in a vibrant and secure environment. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

15.235.53.217:2284

Surviving on Java with a Side of Vanilla – No SMP Here! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, Experience, gameplay, HACKING, java, Land Protection, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, Side, smp, Surviving, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: What makes Java Survival unique compared to other Minecraft servers?

A: Java Survival offers a legitimate Minecraft experience where every block is mined and placed by hand. Our moderators and admins play the game as regular players and do not use commands for personal gain. We also have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving the server a unique feel.

Q: How can I join Java Survival SMP Server?

A: You can join the server by using the address: mc.javasurvival.com and joining our Discord server: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa.

Q: What are the server rules on Java Survival?

A: The server rules include no excessively offensive language, no politics or controversial topics, no hacking or cheating, no disturbing other players’ property, no building too close to others, being respectful and kind, and no advertising.

Q: How is the community on Java Survival SMP Server?

A: We value our community and strive to be the players’ primary Minecraft home. Players have a say in what goes on in the server, and we aim to provide an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.

BoomerRecon Minecraft Server

age difference, baby boomers, BoomerRecon, Boomers, Communication, Cultural differences, funny, generation gap, humor, internet humor, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmfao, memes, Millennials, Minecraft, misunderstanding, older generation, reconcile, Server, social media, Technology

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mines Excavated:	1024	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you cool kids out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see for yourself why boomers just can’t handle the awesomeness that awaits you!

LoliVoice Minecraft Server

adorable, animation, Anime, Character, Confused, cute loli, girl voice, high pitched, japanese, Kawaii, LoliVoice, Minecraft, MODEL, Pitch, Server, Sound, Speech, strange, Tone, vocal, VOICE, WTF, young girl

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old voice chat? Look no further, because on our server, the model may be a cute loli, but her voice will have you questioning reality! Join us for a wild ride of hilarious voice chat moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew a cute loli could have such a wacky voice? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eardrums too)!

JoblessJokesterCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Animals Bred:	33
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world where anything is possible!

🤯 Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your friend’s house gets blown up by a creeper! It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Only on our server, folks!

🚀 We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of this couple on the server who can’t agree on having kids because of some corporate drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

🤪 So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (from laughing too hard, of course). You won’t regret it!

SchoolCraze Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre events, crazy, crazy stories, funny, hilarious, memorable, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, School, school experiences, school memories, SchoolCraze, Server, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wild

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ores Mined:	2737
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Oh, you think your school is wild? Well, let me tell you about this Minecraft server where the craziest things happen on the daily! Picture this: a group of players built a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, only to have a group of creepers sabotage it and send everyone flying into the air! And that’s just the beginning.

We’ve got players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle against hordes of zombies, players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, and even a secret underground society of villagers who have their own currency and economy.

But the best part? The legendary treasure hunt that happens every month, where players have to solve riddles and navigate deadly traps to find the ultimate prize: a diamond-encrusted golden apple that grants them unlimited power in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wildest school stories, come join us and see what kind of madness you can get into!

BillionaireCraft

abundance, achievement, assets, billionaire, BillionaireCraft, dreams fulfilled, Elite, exclusive, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, high society, influence, Investments, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, net worth, opportunities, power, prosperity, success, wealth

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

On our Minecraft server, you can become a virtual billionaire and live out all your wildest dreams! Want to build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride around on a golden horse while being showered with emeralds? Easy peasy. But the best part? Only billionaires on our server have access to the secret underground club where all the coolest mobs hang out. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve partied with a group of zombie pigmen and creepers. Join now and start living the high life – literally!

PixelatedPhoneAddict

addiction, behavior changes, digital addiction, digital age, excessive use, eye strain, future research, health risks, impact on children, long-term consequences, long-term effects, mental health, mobile devices, PixelatedPhoneAddict, screen addiction, screen time, smartphone use, societal impact, technological advancements, Technology, technology dependence

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and discover the true power of mining and crafting!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas. That’s right, llamas! And if you can find them, they will grant you three wishes! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have diamond llamas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the rainbow block. It is said that whoever finds this block will gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with diamond llamas and rainbow blocks at your disposal? Let the madness begin!

MineFort: Pictureless Server

#Jing, afk strat, chapter 5, Cozy Mode, Crash the Party, Epic, expert mode, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Fortnite Festival, Homebase Status Report, Hotfix, LEGO Accounts, lego fortnite, metallica, MineFort, Mission Alerts, Pictureless, Quests, rocket racing, season 3, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, Stats, wrecked

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just offer the usual survival and creative modes, we have quests, stats, and a shop that will blow your mind!

Join us and experience the AFK strat pastebin that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. Our Season XP Leveling Pace will have you leveling up faster than you can say “creeper”.

But wait, there’s more! Crash the Party in Chapter 5 Season 3: Wrecked and experience the Fortnite Festival Season 4 where METALLICA lights up Fortnite!

And if that’s not enough, we have Rocket Racing with two new epic-made tracks, Lego Fortnite with Cozy Mode and Expert Mode, and even a Hotfix Homebase Status Report where you can survive the Horde!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit and don’t forget to join the Fortnite Crew June – Jing for even more epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and remember to Thank the Bus Driver in your last match! This is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed!