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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 478 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 50 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have exploring the depths of the gut microbiomes, fighting off evil bacteria and teaming up with friendly probiotics. Plus, our server is the only place where you can ride on the back of a giant E. coli and battle it out with other players for control of the digestive system.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!