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  • CraftyMigraineRelief

    CraftyMigraineRelief
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 6907
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
    Villages Defended: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Mines Excavated: 4237
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5823 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

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    so like, imagine this, right? u got this minecraft server where u can build ur own epic world and stuff, but get this, we got this magical drug called atogepant that can like, totally prevent migraines while u play! like, u won’t have to worry about headaches ruining ur gaming sesh, cuz this drug is like a miracle worker! join our server and say goodbye to migraines and hello to epic builds and adventures! it’s like a win-win situation, man! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the migraine-free gaming life!

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  • Penumbralcraft

    Penumbralcraft
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 4092
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

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    🌙 ρ𝖊𝖓𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖙 | PvP Modded Survival Server

    A horror themed, modded, pvp server.

    ⚔️ A New Chapter Begins ⚔️

    Penumbralcraft returns with a carefully distilled experience focusing on the core elements that make our server unique. As always, our community will vote to shape the modpack, but this time we’re crafting a more concentrated blend of mods to kick off the fresh wipe.

    🗳️ Modpack Selection

    Before the wipe starts, all players (new and old) may vote on what exactly will be included for this wipe. After which, the map will be pregenerated and a start date and time set.

    Voting Rounds Choices
    Minecraft Version 1.8, 1.12.2, 1.16.4, 1.18, 1.21.1
    Magic Mods Top 2
    Tech Mods Top 2
    Core Mechanics Top 3
    Dimensions Top 1
    Lifestyle Features Top 4
    Building Tools Top 2
    Storage Solutions Top 1
    Combat Systems Top 2

    🌟 Core Features and values of ρ𝖊𝖓𝖚𝖒𝖖𝖎𝖑𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖙

    • Full PvP & Complete Looting
    • Faction Warfare
    • Deep Tech Progression
    • Arcane Powers
    • Extensive Base Building & Raiding
    • Community-Driven with Admin Support

    💫 The Vision

    While previous seasons embraced massive mod collections, this cycle distills the Penumbralcraft experience to its essence. Every mod will earn its place, creating a refined and purposeful pack.

    Join our Discord to vote: https://discord.gg/thnUkhED

    Whether you’re a returning veteran or a new arrival, join us in forging the next chapter of Penumbralcraft.

    penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP address penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
    Can I vote for which mods are included in the modpack? Yes, all players have the opportunity to vote on the mods included in the modpack before the wipe starts.
    Is PvP the main focus of the server? Yes, the server is focused on PvP gameplay with complete looting.

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  • Adventures & Secrets 1.20

    Adventures & Secrets 1.20
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 9223
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Animals Bred: 35 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Runes Activated: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 385

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    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this crazy rule where if you get dubs, you get to see some girl’s nudes! And if you get trips, you find out her name and kik! It’s like a wild scavenger hunt for virtual rewards, man! Who needs diamonds when you can get nudes, am I right? So come on, join this server and start rolling those dice for some spicy surprises!

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  • Anime has a casual transphobia problem Minecraft SMP

    Anime has a casual transphobia problem Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 3225
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 98
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

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    Are you tired of dealing with casual transphobia in the anime community? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all transphobic players and created a safe space for everyone to enjoy building and exploring together. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who will banish any transphobes with a flick of their rainbow tail. So come join us and help us fight the good fight against transphobia in the most epic way possible – by playing Minecraft!

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  • Gifts4Xmas Minecraft SMP

    Gifts4Xmas Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 5457
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Farms Harvested: 387 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

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    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is off the chain! We got diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base full of cake and puppies.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!

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  • HangoverCraft

    HangoverCraft
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 6838
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 266 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

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    Are you tired of waking up with a pounding headache and regretting all your life choices from the night before? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and let the pixelated landscapes and blocky animals cure your hangover in no time. Our virtual world is filled with magical potions and enchanted food that will have you feeling like a brand new player in no time. So say goodbye to those pesky hangovers and hello to endless adventures on our server!

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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 8074
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 New Chunks Explored: 650409
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5

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    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in epic naval infantry brigade command post fights in Kursk Oblast! u can be the hero that saves the day or the villain that destroys everything in sight! build ur own naval base and conquer the high seas with ur trusty diamond sword! join now for a chance to win a real life submarine to use in-game! don’t miss out on the action-packed chaos, join now!

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  • Creeper Christmas Carnage

    Creeper Christmas Carnage
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 8511
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 20 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 299 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Holy Grails Found: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free diamond armor to all new players because we got so much swag like biden giving out arms to ukraine after russia’s christmas attack. we got crazy pvp battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack. our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a rave in the nether. plus, our admins are like unicorns on steroids, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • HungryHumans EcoCraft

    HungryHumans EcoCraft
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 9142
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mines Excavated: 1083 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Blood Moons Survived: 3

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    join our minecraft server and become the ULTIMATE SURVIVALIST! forget about saving the environment, come destroy it with us! we have crazy challenges like hunting down the rarest mobs and turning them into fashionable hats. plus, our community is full of wild and wacky players who will keep you laughing for hours. so come on, join us and show the world that you are the top of the food chain in our crazy minecraft world!

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  • Fractus Politica SMP

    Fractus Politica SMP
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 411
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

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    Fractus Politica SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    The Fractus Politica SMP is a geopolitical Minecraft server on an earth map. On this server, players can create realistic nations with complex governments and intricate buildings, conduct diplomacy and trade with other nations, and if it comes to it, even go to war. You can create nations and build their architecture from the modern day, or any period in history. Players can traverse the whole world and create nations wherever they please and go on conquests, conquering land and creating colonies. This is a Minecraft server oriented around realism and international relations, and if you are a fan of geopolitics, history, or both, this is the Minecraft server for you.

    THIS SERVER IS JAVA ONLY.

    The link to our discord server is below:

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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What type of Minecraft server is Fractus Politica SMP? Fractus Politica SMP is a geopolitical Minecraft server on an earth map.
    Can players create their own nations on the server? Yes, players can create realistic nations with complex governments and intricate buildings.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? Players can go to war with other nations if they choose to. PvP is allowed in certain instances.
    Is this server available for all Minecraft versions? No, this server is Java-only.
    Is there a Discord server for Fractus Politica SMP? Yes, players can join the Discord server using the link provided above.

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