gutfeld Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Beauties: The ‘Precure’ Minecraft Madness

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, beauties, blocky, Colorful, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, fighting evil, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, japanese animation, madness, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Precure, Saving the World, teamwork, transformation, TUESDAY, Wandafuru

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/400	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Tuesday Wandafuru. Legend has it that Tuesday once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of raw potatoes. And that’s not all – they built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But that’s not the only reason to join this server. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have regular build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’ll see next.

And if you’re looking for adventure, look no further than our custom dungeons and quests. Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on Tuesday Wandafuru’s Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs, challenges, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PolandCraft: Where the creepers dance the polka and the villagers say ‘dzień dobry!’

Baltic Sea, base, Beautiful landscapes, Central Europe, CREEPERS, culture, Dance, Dobry, DZIEŃ, eastern europe, european union, Historical landmarks, History, Krakow, medieval architecture, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, polka, Schengen Zone, slavic, tourism, traditional cuisine, travel, villagers, Vistula River, Warsaw

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/200	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
New Chunks Explored:	396372	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us on our server where Poland is the base of all operations. That’s right, we have transformed Poland into the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Build your castle in the heart of Warsaw, mine for diamonds in the depths of Krakow, and battle creepers in the streets of Gdansk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the entire server. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of friendly llamas who roam the server, offering quests and challenges for you to complete. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

Addictive, Adventure, classic, Community, Edition, Enjoyed, Expansion, FANTASY, Gaming, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, player, private servers, Retail, role playing, Talk me out of it, World of Warcraft, wotlk, wow

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Oh boy, do I have the perfect server for you! This Minecraft server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Picture this: instead of fighting dragons and demons, you’ll be battling giant creepers riding on flying pigs. And forget about mining for diamonds, on this server, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that can be used to craft the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

activism, Adl, anti-Jewish, Censorship, Conspiracy, controversy, CREEPERS, criminalize, discrimination, dissent, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israel, Jewish community, leaked meeting, leaked video, part, Plan, Propaganda, social justice, ZioNCraft, zionist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/800	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg logo, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Day 55, Demo Day 56, Demo Days, ecelebs, game development, grifters, handbrake, helpful links, Logo, new threads, Noobs, obs project, Previous thread, Pros, steam games, webm, WebM converter

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

4chan, advice, banished, Boredom, Chat, Community, Companionship, Crafty, discussion, entertain, forum, Fun, games, Help, Interaction, internet, me, Memeland, memes, pepes, r9k, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Social, Support

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

Aka Akasaka, Anime, blocks, collide, comedy, comedy of errors, Drama, high school, Jumped the Shark, Kaguya-sama, KaguyaCraft, love, Manga, misunderstandings, Parody, Psychological, relationship, romance, satire, seinen, Shoujo, slice of life, student council

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

activism, Adventure, advocacy, animal cruelty, animal rights, anti-pitbull, Awareness, breed discrimination, compassion, CREEPERS, Dogs, education, Empathy, fear-mongering, Images, love and respect, Minecraft, misunderstood breeds, pet safety, Pitbulls, responsible ownership, social media, Stereotypes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/800	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/500	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dimension Hops:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!