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Crafty LOLz: Greetings!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9996	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with the pig overlords for your precious resources. But be careful, they have a tendency to be a bit…piggish with their prices.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers, it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss, the Chicken King. Rumor has it he’s been hoarding all the golden apples in the land and it’s up to you to defeat him and claim your rightful loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

BlockyBoysGayPlay

acceptance, acceptance in the family, BlockyBoysGayPlay, coming out, Communication, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, equality, family, Gay, LGBTQ, love, parenting, pride, relationships, society, Son, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8

What would you do if your son was gay? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so fabulous, even the creepers wear rainbow tutus. We have rainbow-colored sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground club where all the Endermen let loose and do the Macarena. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as queer as a pink sheep, come join us and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Old Coffee server with no sprinkles and only the cool kids allowed

Active, Allowed, BUILD, Chill, coffee, Community, Cool, Creative, Discord, Economy, Established, Events, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, Kids, Mature, No Griefing, plug ins, PvP, quaint, Server, Small, smp, sprinkles, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Ores Mined:	1888	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Version	Mods
Vanilla	Newest	QoF mods allowed (e.g. Mouse Tweaks)

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	The server is a vanilla Minecraft server with the option to use quality of life mods.
What version of Minecraft will the server be on?	The server will be on the newest version of Minecraft.
Are streaming encouraged on the server?	Yes, streaming is encouraged on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server.
What might the server be called?	The server might be called Concrete SMP.

CostumeCraft Minecraft Server

bonus costumes, CostumeCraft, Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	9709
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server has bonus costumes that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends! Want to dress up as a giant banana wielding a diamond sword? Done. How about a flying unicorn with laser eyes? We got you covered. Join our server and strut your stuff in the most outrageous costumes you can imagine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to turn dirt into diamonds just by giving the Blocktopus a high-five. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to stumble upon this majestic beast?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just can’t resist a good beat. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

MissionMinecraft Server – WorstMissionEver

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	155
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old missions in video games that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageously terrible missions that will have you questioning your sanity!

Join our server and embark on quests like “Find the Invisible Chicken” where you have to search for a chicken that is literally invisible. Or how about “Parkour Across Lava Pits with One Leg Tied Behind Your Back”? Trust us, it’s as fun as it sounds!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon, who is known for randomly exploding into a shower of rainbow sparkles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers and disco skeletons!

So why waste your time on boring missions when you can join our server and experience the most hilariously awful quests in Minecraft history? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

BoomerSplit Minecraft Server

advice, awkward, Bonding, BoomerSplit, business transaction, common interest, Communication, elderly friend, Etiquette, Expectations, fashion, fashions on the fields, friendship, horse racing, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Prize money, race day etiquette, Server, stylist, Wedding, Winnings

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are built on blocks and not on unexpected demands for payment! Join us for a chance to win virtual fashion contests and make friends who won’t ask for a cut of your winnings 9 months later.

Our server is filled with horse racing enthusiasts who love to dress up and compete in fashion shows. Who knows, you might even find a hat and purse to borrow from a fellow player, without any hidden fees attached!

So come on over and experience the thrill of virtual horse races, fashion competitions, and drama-free friendships. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is a fun time!

GymCreeperAlert!

aita, ARMS, Boundaries, bragging, checking out, Communication, Confrontation, double standards, Ethics, fidelity, Girlfriend, gym, GymCreeperAlert, hot guys, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, married friend, Moral values, Muscles, relationship, Respect

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values loyalty and respect? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for shady behavior like flirting with hot gym guys while married!

Join us for a server filled with players who understand the importance of faithfulness and commitment. We don’t tolerate any funny business, so you can game in peace without worrying about your significant other getting hit on by virtual gym bros.

Our server is a safe space for those who believe in being faithful to their partners, unlike some people who think it’s okay to check out other players’ pixels behind their backs. So come join us and let’s build a world where loyalty reigns supreme!

FactsNobodyNeedsMC

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have been trained to breakdance on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

DragonSeedzMC

Ancient, ancient legends, Creatures, dormant, dormant eggs, dragon eggs, dragon mythology, DragonSeedzMC, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Fire, fire exposure, fire hatching, HATCH, HATCHING, Legends, long dormancy, MAGICAL, mythical creatures, mythical eggs, Seeds

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5724	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where dragon eggs be hatching like seeds when exposed to fire? It’s like a freakin’ dragon nursery up in here! We got dragons flyin’ around, breathin’ fire and causin’ chaos. But don’t worry, we got a squad of trained unicorns to keep ’em in check. Plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and loot just waitin’ for ya to find. So come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional dragon attack. Let’s get this party started! 🐉🔥🦄🏰

Welcome to SUPER FUNLAND SMP, where we build cities in Java 1.21! Whitelist: Laughter only, no seriousness allowed!

Allowed, blocky basics, BUILD, Building-focused, Cities, collaborative builds, Community, cross-platform, daily reset, Discord, FUNLAND, Grind-mitigation, Hidden coordinates, horse speed, Immersive, Increased mob cap, infinite world, java, Laughter, Minecarts, path construction, seriousness, silly block game, smp, Super, Vanilla, Wackiness, weekly events, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Divine Spears Created:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

SUPER☺︎FUNLAND Minecraft Server Overview:

Key Features
Vanilla server that never resets
Cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility
Grind-mitigation features for crafted items
Increased minecart and horse speed for pathways
Increased mob cap for more challenging gameplay
Daily Nether and End resets
Hidden X, Y, Z coordinates to encourage navigation
Weekly events known as “Block Party”

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the overworld will never reset on SUPER☺︎FUNLAND.

Q: Can I play on this server from different platforms?

A: Yes, the server is cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility.

Q: Are there any changes to crafting recipes?

A: Yes, there are grind-mitigation features that increase the amount of crafted items for specific recipes.

Q: How is transportation incentivized on the server?

A: Minecart and horse speeds are increased to encourage the use of pathways and railways.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are weekly events called “Block Party” where players work towards a common goal.

Q: How can I join the server and learn more?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/C6Hwc3TZfe for more information.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

amen, BELIEF, Blessings, conspiracy theories, deep state, divine intervention, DivineCraft, FAITH, GLOWNIGGERS, Government, Hello God, Higher power, Lizard People, Minecraft, PRAYER, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, spirituality, Supernatural, Trust, Worship

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Animals Bred:	142
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5973
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer protection from glowniggers and deep state lizard people! Join us as we build a fortress to keep out those pesky reptilian overlords and their glowing minions. Our community is filled with warriors who are ready to fight off any interdimensional threats that come our way. So come on in and join the resistance against the forces of evil! Amen, and happy crafting!