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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9737 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Towns Built: | 3 |
imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.
plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!
so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!