π₯π₯π₯
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6340 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 533846 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6116 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will blow your mind? well, look no further, cuz this server is like no other!
imagine this: you log on and suddenly you are transported to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, the gut microbiota actually plays a crucial role in how well you respond to vaccinations. that’s right, your virtual poop bacteria can determine if you become a superhuman with the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or just a regular old player.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. trust us, you won’t regret it!
