Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing skeletons. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our pixelated wonders.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Pickaxe hidden somewhere in our world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities! You could go back in time to prevent the Great Creeper Uprising of ’86 or fast forward to see what Minecraft looks like in the year 3000.
So trust your gut and join us on this epic adventure. Who knows what wonders and wackiness await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest, minding your own business, when suddenly your gut tells you to dig straight down. Lo and behold, you stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking cows and dancing pigs! Only on our server, folks.
But wait, there’s more! Ever had your gut feeling warn you about a sneaky creeper creeping up behind you? Well, on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun. Dance parties with creepers, anyone?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes, make you laugh until your sides hurt, and surprise you at every turn, look no further. Your gut is telling you to join us, and trust us, it knows what’s up. Let the wackiness begin!
Amelia’s “sweet spot” was 2022-2023, just like our server’s peak was when we first launched. She always had games and activities planned, just like our server always has exciting events and challenges.
But just like Amelia, our server has evolved over time. Sometimes we’re a little late to updates, and we might order DoorDash for ourselves (virtual pizza party, anyone?). But hey, we’re still affordable and full of love for our players.
Join our server and experience the magic of finding someone as good as Amelia for the same price – because who needs a new sitter when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, we promise not to diagnose your kids with anything (unless they’re addicted to mining diamonds, then we might have to intervene). So come on in and let the fun begin!
| Server Name | SSMP: Simple Survival, 1.21 |
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| Description | SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS. Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated. |
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Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io
Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.
We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
To join the server, use the IP address SSMP.io in your Minecraft client.
We do not place limits on gameplay as long as it follows our simple rules. Feel free to create large scale builds and redstone contraptions.
We allow some mods, but please make sure they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
No, our economy has no admin involvement. We do not have an admin shop or jobs system.
Our discord server is a place for players to chat, coordinate, and stay updated on server events and announcements.
Join us for the [Embers of Long Night] event where you’ll have to survive against hordes of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Or how about the [Glimmer in the Shadows] arrest event where you’ll have to outsmart the sneaky Endermen trying to steal all your diamonds?
But wait, there’s more! Take part in the [Faded Pursuit] directional arrest and try to catch the elusive creeper who’s been causing chaos in the village. And don’t forget about the [Mania Training] phase 7 where you’ll have to navigate a maze filled with exploding TNT blocks!
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret societies lurking in the shadows (/ptng/ in sig when applying). And don’t forget to redeem the secret codes (sɓu!ʇʇǝs ʇunoɔɔⱯ u! ɯǝǝpǝꓤ)sǝpoꓛ for some extra surprises!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!