Gut Microbiota MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

YogurtCraft: Gut Microbiota Boost!

study, scientists, olive oil benefits, Gut microbiota, discovery

so like, u know how scientists r like, “yo, yogurt is good for ur gut and stuff”? well, we took that to the next level on our minecraft server. we got yogurt that’s been mixed with olive oil by-products to make u super healthy and stuff. like, ur gut will be so happy, it’ll be doing cartwheels and backflips.

join our server for the most epic gut microbiota experience of ur life. u won’t just be building houses and stuff, u’ll be building a healthy gut too. plus, who wouldn’t want to be known as the person with the healthiest gut on the server? it’s like a badge of honor, but for ur stomach.

so come on over and join us. ur gut will thank u, and u’ll have the most insane stories to tell ur friends about how u became the gut microbiota champion of the minecraft world.

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CocaineCraft: CBD Cure for Addiction

drug detoxification, cure, Gut microbiota, addiction recovery, extinguish

join our epic minecraft server where we use cannabidiol treatment to help you kick your addiction to mining diamonds! just like how it helped mice stop craving cocaine, it will help you stop craving those shiny blue rocks. plus, we also restore your gut microbiota diversity so you can eat all the virtual pork chops you want without feeling guilty. come join us for a wild ride of addiction recovery and gut health on our server like no other!

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GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

digestive system, single-celled organism, Microbiome, PARASITE, health analysis

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

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ParkinsonsCraft: Microbiota Madness

Gut microbiota, gut inflammation, microbiota-brain connection, gut flora, Microbiome

so like, u know how ur gut is like full of little dudes that help u digest food and stuff? well turns out, those little dudes might have something to do with parkinson’s disease! crazy, right? but don’t worry, our minecraft server has the cure! just join us and let our virtual gut microbiota work their magic on u. u’ll be parkinson’s free in no time! plus, we have like, the best virtual doctors in the game. they’ll make sure u stay healthy and happy while u build ur epic virtual world. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to parkinson’s forever!

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TowerSMP

Minigames, Factions, RPG, Vanilla, Parkour

Welcome to TowerSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure and creativity meet! Step into a world filled with epic structures, challenging quests, and a tight-knit community of passionate players. Whether you’re an experienced builder or just starting out, TowerSMP has something for everyone.

Our server is specifically designed to elevate your gaming experience. With unique plugins, exciting events, and a dynamic economy, there’s always something new to discover. Team up with friends to construct impressive towers, defend your bases from hostile mobs, and explore mysterious dungeons packed with valuable treasures.

At TowerSMP, it’s not just about the game but also the community. Make new friends, share your creations, and learn from the best builders in our active Discord server. We believe in fair play and a friendly environment, ensuring everyone has a great time.

So what are you waiting for? Join TowerSMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Your new journey starts here.

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FootFetishFaded Minecraft Server

SNEAKERS, robot card, self-acceptance, personal growth, gross

Are you tired of being a social sperg? Are you ready to turn in your robot card and embrace the world of normal shoes and shirts? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the transformation from foot fetishist to fashionista. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing designer shoes and Gucci shirts. So come on, join us and leave your grotty old t-shirts behind. Who knows, you might even start feeling less shit this year!

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SchnitzelCraft SMP – Minecraft SMP /deutsch/

Wassersport, deutsch, Sonnenbaden, Strand, FREUNDE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because Ausgabe vom Badesee mit den Chicas is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the ultimate beach party extravaganza! Picture this: you and your fellow players chilling by the virtual lake, sipping on virtual cocktails, and soaking up the virtual sun. But watch out, because the Chicas are always up to some mischief – you never know when a water balloon fight might break out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary underwater dance party. Dive deep into the lake and boogie down with the sea creatures as the DJ spins the hottest tracks. Just be careful not to get too carried away and drown!

So why wait? Join Ausgabe vom Badesee mit den Chicas today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have beach parties and underwater raves?

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Sister’s Entitled Inn – Minecraft Server

sibling rivalry, sibling relationships, sibling conflict, family expectations, unwanted kids

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from crazy family drama like never before! Join us and leave behind the sister who thinks she’s entitled to your hard-earned money just because you’re a successful doctor now.

On our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about uninvited siblings showing up and demanding designer purses. And don’t worry about any glass vases being destroyed – unless, of course, you want to destroy them yourself for fun!

With no unwanted kids or parents playing favorites, you can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, you’re the one in control!

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DivorceCraft – No Sisterly Chat!

Sisterly, BETRAYAL, tough love, emotional turmoil, Infidelity

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no divorces, no family feuds, and definitely no bad decisions like marrying someone who doesn’t want their family around.

Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which color sheep to shear first. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their family dynamics or lack thereof.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We guarantee you won’t hear any stories about secret family meetings or grandparent disputes here. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. See you in the game!

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ThiccThighs4MinecraftSMP

thick legs, attractiveness, ThiccThighs4MinecraftSMP, body shape, Physical attraction

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate the true beauty of thick thighs? Look no further, because on our server, we worship thick thighs like they’re made of diamonds! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of thick thighs to go around. Who knew that Minecraft could be so thicc and juicy? Join now and find out for yourself!

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