Gut Microbiota MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

YogurtCraft: Gut Microbiota Boost!

PAF-R antagonists, YogurtCraft, discovery, Digestive health, overweight

so like, u know how scientists r like, “yo, yogurt is good for ur gut and stuff”? well, we took that to the next level on our minecraft server. we got yogurt that’s been mixed with olive oil by-products to make u super healthy and stuff. like, ur gut will be so happy, it’ll be doing cartwheels and backflips.

join our server for the most epic gut microbiota experience of ur life. u won’t just be building houses and stuff, u’ll be building a healthy gut too. plus, who wouldn’t want to be known as the person with the healthiest gut on the server? it’s like a badge of honor, but for ur stomach.

so come on over and join us. ur gut will thank u, and u’ll have the most insane stories to tell ur friends about how u became the gut microbiota champion of the minecraft world.

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CocaineCraft: CBD Cure for Addiction

mice study, drug overdose, substance abuse, addiction recovery, recent study

join our epic minecraft server where we use cannabidiol treatment to help you kick your addiction to mining diamonds! just like how it helped mice stop craving cocaine, it will help you stop craving those shiny blue rocks. plus, we also restore your gut microbiota diversity so you can eat all the virtual pork chops you want without feeling guilty. come join us for a wild ride of addiction recovery and gut health on our server like no other!

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GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

health analysis, gut flora, weight loss, Microbiome, PARASITE

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

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ParkinsonsCraft: Microbiota Madness

madness, microbial balance, Disease Progression, gut bacteria, gut-brain communication

so like, u know how ur gut is like full of little dudes that help u digest food and stuff? well turns out, those little dudes might have something to do with parkinson’s disease! crazy, right? but don’t worry, our minecraft server has the cure! just join us and let our virtual gut microbiota work their magic on u. u’ll be parkinson’s free in no time! plus, we have like, the best virtual doctors in the game. they’ll make sure u stay healthy and happy while u build ur epic virtual world. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to parkinson’s forever!

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Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

lebanon, militant organization, Israel, PvP, terrorists

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Colonial Canine DNA Quest

canines, cultural heritage, Quest, ancient DNA, archaeological evidence

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

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💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, Deadtime

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

girl, satire, trending, internet culture, japanese

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

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Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Mahjong Lounge, FINAL, Balmung, Yanxia, Dawntrail General

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

cooking restrictions, HangryCraft, guest accommodations, food labeling., guest etiquette

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

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