once upon a time, there was a baby pig named fluffy. fluffy was just a normal pig, until he joined our server. he started eating all the enchanted golden apples and turned into a super pig! he could fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and even summon a herd of sheep to do his bidding. all thanks to our amazing server!
not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about susie the chicken. susie was just a regular chicken, until she joined our server. she found a secret diamond mine and became the richest chicken in all the land. she even built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hired a team of zombie minions to protect her treasure. all thanks to our amazing server!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!
join us on this wacky adventure where your gut and brain are besties and they help u fight off the bad vibes and depression monsters. we got crazy mini-games where u can feed ur gut with all the right foods to boost ur mood and make ur brain super smart.
come hang out with us and let’s explore the weird and wonderful world of the gut-brain axis in a way you’ve never seen before. trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!
anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.
so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.
imagine this: u eat a virtual sandwich in the game and suddenly u become immune to all damage for 10 minutes! or maybe u drink a virtual smoothie and ur speed is boosted by 200%! it’s like magic, but with bacteria!
we’ve got scientists and doctors in the game who will guide u on how to optimize ur gut health for maximum vaccine response. they’ll teach u which virtual foods to eat, which potions to brew, and which mobs to fight to level up ur gut microbiota game.
so, if u wanna be the ultimate vaccine warrior in minecraft, join us on this server and let’s get those gut bacteria working for u! trust us, ur immune system will thank u later.
but wait, there’s more! we even did a study on it, like some real science stuff. we looked at the gut bacteria or whatever and it was like, whoa, this corn flour is legit magic.
so, come join our server, where u can mine for diamonds and lower ur cholesterol at the same time. it’s like a win-win situation, bro. plus, we got a secret level where u can fight a giant corn cob boss. yeah, it’s wild.
don’t miss out, join now and start the journey to a healthier gut and a wealthier minecraft character. let’s goooooo! 🌽💎🎮
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a hidden treasure guarded by a loquacious llama. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Survival Discord: https://discord.gg/qE8Z6FAA
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| Overview |
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| Welcome to The 7 Kingdoms SMP! Enter a world of myth and power where seven mighty overlords vie for control. Will you rise to the challenge and forge your own destiny? |
Forge your own path, build mighty kingdoms, and defend your soul from the overlords’ grasp. Prepare for an unforgettable adventure.
| Server IP | 178.32.101.85 |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/58vQPG5v43 |
A: Simply enter the server IP (178.32.101.85) in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find them on our Discord server.
A: You can choose to play solo or join a faction for a more collaborative gameplay experience. The choice is yours!
A: We welcome players of all ages, but we do ask that everyone follows our community guidelines and respects other players.
Embark on epic quests and battles in a world where gods tremble at your very presence. Choose from a variety of classes and skills to become the ultimate god-slayer. Will you be the one to bring down the almighty beings that rule over us all?
Join now and experience the thrill of taking down gods in a way you never thought possible. Who needs to worship when you can just straight up destroy them? Don’t miss out on this insane adventure – join our server today!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the Kpop Stan. These creatures are known for their impeccable dance moves and killer vocals, so be sure to approach with caution.
If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon our secret underground Kpop concert venue where all the biggest Kpop groups come to perform. Just be careful not to get caught in the mosh pit of screaming fans!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Kpop paradise Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of pixelated pop music madness!
Our server is so awesome, even Gizmo and Shortcake would want to join if they could! And trust us, they have excellent taste in servers. We have so much to offer, from epic builds to thrilling mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or cat tower).
Plus, unlike this cat-napper of a mother-in-law, we won’t try to steal your pets away from you. Your fur babies are safe with us, no crazy demands or family drama here!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s truly meow-nificent. Don’t let the grief of a mother-in-law get you down, join our server and let the good times roll!
We got more explosions than a nuclear reactor meltdown, more diamonds than a Saudi prince’s palace, and more creepers than a conspiracy theorist’s basement!
Join us and be part of the most explosive community in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the nuclear-level fun, join now before we go boom! 💥💣🔥