gut bacterium – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

GutGobblerCraft
Bacteria, Digestive health, digestive system, gut bacterium, gut health, GutGobblerCraft, health, intestinal myo-inositol, lipid absorption, Medical research, Megamonas, metabolism, Microbiome, microbiota, obesity, obesity prevention, obesity risk, research, scientific discovery, study, weight gain
So, like, get this, right? This server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Why, you ask? Well, get this, researchers found out that this server has this gut bacterium called Megamonas, and it’s like, linked to obesity risk or something. But get this, it’s not just any old gut bacterium, oh no. This bad boy degrades intestinal myo-inositol, enhances lipid absorption, and contributes to obesity. How crazy is that? So, like, if you wanna get fat in Minecraft, this is the place to be, man. Join now and let Megamonas make you thicc in all the right places.

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SisCraft Minecraft Server
Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, driving safety, family, foreign spouse, forgiveness, long distance, loyalty, Marriage, mediation, Minecraft, Moving, Pets, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Siblings, SisCraft, Support, Trust
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and missing cats? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!
Our server is the perfect place to distract yourself from real-life conflicts and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers a unique quest where you must rescue a missing cat from the clutches of an evil witch. Will you be able to save the day and reunite the furry feline with its owner?
Join now and experience the ultimate escape from family drama and cat-related chaos. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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BlockPartyBash
Birthday Party, BlockPartyBash, children, close-knit, Contention, controversy, convicted felon, exclusion, family, family member, guest list, holidays, INCLUSIVE, infancy, large family, Mother, Rude, Son, teenagers, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited
Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server where convicted felons are welcome, as long as they promise to behave around the children. We believe in inclusivity, even if it means risking a little bit of chaos at family gatherings. Come join the fun and see if you can survive the ultimate family showdown in our virtual world!

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Warning: Creeper Hugs Hurt – Minecraft SMP
advice, BEWARE, Caution, cautionary advice, cautionary tale, cautionary wisdom, creeper, Experience, hard lessons, hard-earned wisdom, hard-won knowledge, hindsight, hugs, hurt, learn from mistakes, learned the hard way, lessons learned, life advice, life lessons, Minecraft, MISTAKES, smp, Warning, wisdom, words of wisdom
OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so lit (literally)! But then I respawned and found a secret underground village full of talking chickens who taught me how to fly with feathers. It was wild, bro.
But seriously, this server is like a mix of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a haunted house, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the elusive pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a diamond sword that shoots lasers, and unlimited pizza. Best decision ever.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out). Let’s goooooo!

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CraftyPleasures
CraftyPleasures, Decadence, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure experiences, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure ideas, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure products, guilty pleasure TV shows, indulgence, Indulgent, indulging, luxury, pampering, Relaxation, self-care, Treat
Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of pure awesomeness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. Build towering castles, create intricate redstone contraptions, or just spend hours fishing for enchanted books in our mystical waters.
And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the shenanigans begin!

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NATOcraft: No Putin Veto
cold war, Democracy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, NATO accession, NATOcraft, political conflict, power struggle, putin, russia, Secretary General, SOVEREIGNTY, veto, Western Europe
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ PUTIN AINT GOT NO POWER HERE, WE DONT NEED NO VETO FROM HIM! WE GOT A SECRETARY GENERAL WHO SAYS JOIN US OR ELSE PUTIN WILL CRY LIKE A BABY! COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND FIGHT THE RUSSIANS WITH US, WE’RE TAKING OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! HAHAHAHAHA!

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Elon’s Minimum Wage Universe
astronomical, billionaire, Business, Cosmic, Economy, elon musk, Elons, employment, entrepreneur, innovation, Minimum, minimum wage, net worth, opportunity, salary, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, Universe, Wage, wealth, Workforce
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Elon Musk himself could hire you at minimum wage at the beginning of the universe, and he would still be rolling in the dough today! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds, and dance parties with creepers. We’ve got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most bonkers Minecraft server in the galaxy! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Elon Musk will actually show up and offer you a job. Stranger things have happened in our wacky world!

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Psychedelic Trials & Support
Alternative Medicine, clinical trials, holistic healing, major depressive disorder, mental health, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, posttraumatic stress disorder, psychedelic, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, psychedelic treatment, psychedelic-assisted therapy, psychedelics, psychological support, substance-use disorders, Support, Therapy, trauma therapy, treatment resistant depression, Trials
Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like taking a trip on some wild psychedelics without even leaving your computer chair! Our server is so lit, it’ll cure your major depressive disorder, treatment-resistant depression, and posttraumatic stress disorder faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Plus, if you’re struggling with substance use disorders, we got you covered too!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a whole other dimension. You’ll be building castles in the sky, battling dragons, and making friends with talking pigs in no time. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond unicorn that grants wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Minecraft madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but way more fun!

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Cobblemon

Cobblemon, competitive pokemon, Double Ditto breeding, Flan mod, Golden Hoes, Master Balls, Masuda method breeding, mob spawns, Modded, Player Gym, pokemon, Rideable Cobblemon, Shiny Tokens, Smogon’s OU format, sophisticated storage, Wager Star Badges

Cobblemon Star Academy Server Overview

Server Info	You were hit by a truck and woke up in front of an old junky RV in a world full of Pokemon!
Mods	Sophisticated Storage, Sophisticated Backpacks, Rideable Cobblemon, Breeding
Features	Interactive economy, Wager Star Badges, Tournaments, Player Gyms, Mob spawns enabled
Join Now	IP: 63.135.165.249:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP or subdomain provided above.
What mods are available on the server?	The server features mods like Sophisticated Storage, Sophisticated Backpacks, Rideable Cobblemon, and more.
What can I do on the server?	You can participate in duels, tournaments, player Gyms, and explore a world full of Pokemon and structures to loot.
How do Star Badges work?	Wager Star Badges in duels starting February 1st, and you can trade them for rare items like Master Balls and Shiny Tokens within the server.
Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord community using the provided link above.

Nympho Femme Direct 1.21
Boundaries, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, direct, direct communication, femanon, femme, fidelity, Honesty, Infidelity, Intimacy, long-term commitment, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Nympho, Nymphomaniac, open relationship, relationships, sexual desires, sexual satisfaction, Trust
Yo, bro, do you wanna join this wild Minecraft server where the players are as unpredictable as a nymphomaniac femanon?
I mean, imagine the thrill of never knowing what’s gonna happen next!
One minute you’re building a sweet castle, the next minute you’re getting backstabbed by your own teammate.
It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of loops and twists.
So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your own supply of holy water, ’cause things are gonna get crazy.

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CraftyAdviceMC SMP
advice, beneficial advice, Best advice, best guidance, CraftyAdviceMC, golden advice, great advice, guidance, helpful advice, important advice, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, pearls of wisdom, sage advice, smp, sound advice, top advice, valuable advice, VALUABLE TIPS, wise words, words of wisdom
OMG, like, the best advice I ever got was from this random chicken in Minecraft SMP! It was all like “Join our server, we have diamonds raining from the sky and pigs that can fly!” And I was like, “Sign me up, bro!” So I joined and let me tell you, it was the best decision of my life. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the trees are made of candy and the creepers do the Macarena before they explode? It’s like a crazy, wacky, funhouse of Minecraft madness and I never want to leave! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and laugh your butt off, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! You won’t regret it, I promise! #bestadviceever #diamondsrainfromthesky #pigsflyhigh

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