Well, on this EPIC Minecraft server, we’ve got those special gut cells, called enterochromaffin (EC) cells, working overtime to make your gaming experience even more intense! They detect all the harmful stuff happening in the game and release a ton of neurotransmitters that mess with your nerves and make you feel like you’re actually in the game, dude!
Join our server and get ready for a wild ride as your gut cells take you on a rollercoaster of pain and pleasure in the world of Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, that’s for sure! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get those EC cells fired up and start feeling the Minecraft magic!
Join us and watch as your gut and oral microbiome, like, totally transform into something out of this world! Your Minecraft character will be, like, glowing with health and vitality, all thanks to the power of juicing!
But that’s not all, oh no! On this server, we’ve got, like, special quests and challenges that involve juicing different fruits and veggies to unlock, like, superpowers and abilities! You’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot lasers from your eyes and stuff, all because of the magic of juicing!
So, like, come join us on this totally rad Minecraft server and experience the wacky and wild world of vegetable and fruit juicing like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀
come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥
who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮
join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥
join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!
so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic
wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.
our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!
Join us for epic battles where your strength and size will be put to the test. Take on other players in PvP matches that will leave you sweating and laughing at the same time. Show off your impressive builds that will make other players green with envy.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the biggest and burliest players are allowed. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and rare items waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to venture into the depths.
So why wait? Join /gmg/ today and unleash your inner gay musclegut in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
| IP | play.back2basics.gg |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20.6 |
Back2Basics is a distinctive survival server that launched in December 2023. Our goal is to offer players a special place to play survival with their friends, free from an overload of plugins. Here’s what we offer:
If this sounds like your kind of server, come join us and get Back2Basics!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server free to play on? | Yes, you can join and play on our server for free. |
| Are there any in-game purchases? | No, we do not offer any in-game purchases on our server. Ranks can be achieved without spending real money. |
| How can I participate in weekly events? | Weekly events are announced in-game and on our Discord server. Simply join the event at the specified time to participate. |
| How does the land claiming system work? | Our land claiming system allows you to protect your base by claiming chunks of land. You can customize these claims to fit your needs. |
| What happens if I die in-game? | Your items are safe upon death due to the “Keep Inventory” feature on our server. |
Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with Katniss Everdeen as your architect. Our server is like a literary dream come true, where you can team up with your favorite characters and take on epic quests together.
But that’s not all – we also have special events where authors themselves drop in to chat with players and even join in on the fun. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with J.K. Rowling or George R.R. Martin while battling creepers and exploring hidden dungeons?
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and let the literary madness begin! Who knows, you might even become best buds with your favorite author’s characters and have them fighting over who gets to join your next adventure.
But beware, for on this server, the creepers have learned how to do the Macarena and the skeletons have formed a synchronized dance troupe. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious? Only the bravest and craziest players will thrive in this wild and unpredictable world. So grab your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because on this server, anything goes!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous stories, just like the time when a player’s boyfriend got mad because she couldn’t wake up from her sedative-induced slumber to go on a picnic. Who needs stately homes when you can build your own epic castles in our server?
Don’t worry about setting alarms to wake up in our world, unless you want to make sure you don’t miss out on all the fun! And if you do need a wake-up call, just ask our friendly community to help you out – they’ll be sure to come up with some creative solutions.
So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!
Explore our server with confidence, knowing that your orthotics are safe and sound in your virtual inventory. No need to argue with your girlfriend or her family about who’s to blame for the missing insoles – in our server, they are always right where you left them.
So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where orthotic drama is a thing of the past. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual orthotics give you super speed and jumping abilities in the game. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to game in comfort and style. See you in the virtual world!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures!
