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GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to build a working time machine using only redstone and slime blocks? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with true geniuses who will blow your mind with their insane creations.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Void Gems Collected:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.

ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Buildings Constructed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

✔️Minecraft server ☣️ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️

? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️

? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️

? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️

? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️

☣️Get ready for an exciting fight for survival!☣️

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217.106.107.192:27656

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2646
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	209

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	9406
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

#my hero academia, 6v6 playtests, brigitte, Cassidy, circuit royale, collab, comics, Dorado, Gilded Aspects, Halloween Terror event, Havana, hero mastery, kiriko, madness, mercy, Minecraft, Mining, Music, mythic weapon, new tank, Numbani, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch Wiki, patch notes, recolors, Season 14, Short stories, skins, smp, soldier 76, Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon, spellbinder, Trailer, Venture skins, Widowmaker Mythic, Witch Kiriko, Witch Mercy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	275
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ores Mined:	4787
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!