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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1816 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9525 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!
But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!
