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  • ParentalControlGoneWrong

    ParentalControlGoneWrong
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 6797
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Emeralds Found: 3218 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Villages Defended: 16 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-parents, step-siblings, and step-grandparents who just can’t seem to get along.

    🤪 Our server is perfect for those who love chaos and drama, just like the OP’s family dynamic. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of step-relationships without causing a virtual meltdown.

    😜 And if you’re feeling extra spicy, name your Minecraft babies after your favorite family members to really stir the pot. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a virtual war zone of emotions and entitlement?

    🤣 So come join us on this rollercoaster of a server where you can be as rude, entitled, and ungrateful as you want – just like the OP in this crazy AITA post. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft family drama server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!

    RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5845
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the trauma of your teacher turning into a creeper and blowing up your homework! Our server is a safe space where you can build without fear of exploding assignments. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once pranked their teacher by replacing all the textbooks with enchanted books that made them do the cha-cha slide during class. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky server to join, look no further!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyThankfulLand

    CraftyThankfulLand
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 3855
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be thankful for the endless possibilities and insane adventures that await you.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly you stumble upon a group of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their llama army and together you embark on a quest to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship ruling over the land. Will you succeed? Only time will tell.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon-loving players to join its bacon-themed cult. Rumor has it that those who join the cult gain special bacon powers and can summon a never-ending supply of crispy bacon at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and give thanks for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasTunnelParty

    HamasTunnelParty
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 4185
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity! We got so many tunnels like Hamas near Philadelphi Corridor, it’s cray cray! Join us and explore da massive routes underground, it’s like a whole new world down there! Who needs diamonds when u got secret tunnels to discover, am I right? Come join da fun and see where da tunnels take u, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!

    CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 872
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Potions Brewed: 32 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the pigs can fly. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. but beware, because the creepers there have a secret weapon – they shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you’re brave enough to face the laser-eyed creepers and claim the treasure for yourself, then this is the server for you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5287
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Mines Excavated: 1281 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

    WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OneeCraft Minecraft Server

    OneeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 7605
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with crazy plot twists and characters that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb drama is forbidden, but Ender Dragon drama is encouraged. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of translating Japanese visual novels into English, so you’ll never have to worry about missing out on the plot.

    If you’re having trouble with your Minecraft experience, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the readme (because who actually does that?) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan-vn help 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of VNs that will satisfy all your cravings. And don’t worry about download links – we’ve got you covered.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Previous players have described their time here as “mind-bending” and “absolutely bonkers”, so what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers

    SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9092
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 920 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. Or how about trying to build a house and a herd of pigs come and start a flash mob? Anything can happen on our server!

    But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with rare loot and enchanted items. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, expect the unexpected and always watch out for those dancing creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoveCraft Minecraft Server

    MoveCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 5021
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Towns Built: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying in-laws? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join our server and escape the constant nagging of your MIL who always has a new project for you to help with. Instead of moving heavy boxes and tables, you’ll be building epic structures and battling fierce mobs in the virtual world.

    Forget about feeling guilty for wanting to relax with your newborn – on our server, you can be as selfish as you want and no one will judge you! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s way more fun than helping your in-laws move their art studio upstairs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NinjaWidowCraft

    NinjaWidowCraft
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 5056
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Dimension Hops: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Gods Slained: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

    Imagine a world where grief and guilt are replaced with endless possibilities and fun. Build your dream home, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends.

    On our server, you can leave all your worries behind and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise. Plus, we have the craziest stories to keep you entertained – like the time a group of players rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombies!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and excitement begin! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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