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GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	1968
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where you can dig, build, and avoid work guilt-free! Join us for epic adventures!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of sitting around doing nothing for 8 hours a day at your internship? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of real life by building, exploring, and battling creepers! Who needs a boring internship when you can be the master of your own virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually got his start on our server before becoming a blocky legend. So come join us and start your journey to virtual greatness!

Pixelated Weebs R Us

Anime, anime fags, anime is bad, bad, Contrarian, contrarian anime, contrarian manga, Enigma, enigma minds, Fags, Manga, manga fags, manga is bad, Minds.., pixelated, Popular, Popular Anime, popular manga, unfathomable, Weeb’s

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3966	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of being told what anime or manga you should like just because it’s popular? Do you want to join a server where contrarian anime fags roam free, sharing their hot takes on why the mainstream stuff sucks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the most outrageous opinions reign supreme. From claiming that Pikachu is overrated to arguing that Naruto is just a rip-off of Dragon Ball Z, our members will stop at nothing to defend their contrarian views.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of a community that thrives on going against the norm. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite anime or manga that no one else has ever heard of!

SnowflakeCraft: Where you’ll question your complexion and your sanity!

complexion, question.., sanity, SnowflakeCraft, Youll

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	91
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Magic Items Found:	1791	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as vanilla ice cream? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild and crazy as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Am I white?” challenge, where players must navigate a maze filled with confusing optical illusions and mind-bending puzzles to prove once and for all if they are truly white (spoiler alert: the answer is always yes, because who even knows what that means in the context of Minecraft?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

Anime, controversial, digital personas, Entertainment, feminism, Gaming, Gender Roles, influencers, internet culture, LOLitubers, Minecraft, online content creators, performance art, PickmeCraft, pickmes, rule, Self-expression, social media, Stereotypes, streaming, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtubing, world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!

CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

Adventures, Austrians, Based, Bavarians, Brandenburgians, cucks, culture, East Prussians, Epic, ethnicity, Germans, Hannoveranians, heritage, History, Minecraft, nationalism, Pommeranians, PrussianCraft, regional pride, Rhinelanders, Saxons, Silesians, True Prussians, unite, Westphalians

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Potions Brewed:	133	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.

FateCraft – Where Creeper meets Saber for epic battles and blocky adventures!

Advanced Quest, Adventures, Battles, blocky, collaboration event, creeper, Drop Rates, Epic, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateCraft, FGO, Floating Island of Innocents, Future Materials, Future Quartz, Hai Ba Trung, Mats/Summoning Info, meets, Pickup Summon, Rateups, Raw Database, Saber, Servant Info, Water Monsters Crisis

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ores Mined:	3236	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1086	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of water monsters appears! But don’t worry, we’ve got a special event where you can battle these monsters on a floating island of innocence. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a summoning event where you can call forth the legendary Hai Ba Trung to help you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with advanced quests that will test your skills to the limit. And if you ever need help planning your next move, we’ve got all the tools you need, from servant material lookup to a coin calculator and even a damage calculator.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

PepeCraft: Where Memes and Anime Collide in Blocky Adventures!

Adventures, animated, Anime, blocky, cartoon, Character, collide, cultural reference, favorite anime, Frog, funny, humor, iconic, iconic character, internet, internet culture, meme, memes, Pepe, PepeCraft, pop culture, Referenced, social media, television, viral

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Votes:	2168
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ores Mined:	5386	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t even mention Pepe the frog in your favorite anime? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Pepe paradise! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, tons of Pepe references that will have you ROFLing all day long. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Pepe shrine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the Pepe party begin!