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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3067 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
