In this crazy world, nearly two-thirds of schools in the Englewood neighborhood of our server have had at least one epic battle within 400 blocks of where players were walking home. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and swords instead of guns!
So, if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action and want to experience the thrill of survival in a virtual world, join our server now! Who needs real-life danger when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft? Let’s go, gamers!
Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to the land of endless possibilities!
Build your dream castle, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as you are!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Imagine a server where your daughter’s tantrums about her absent father are replaced with building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Leave behind the real-world struggles and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where your husband is not only patient and kind, but also a master builder.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where lying about phone calls and making up excuses for irresponsible parents is a thing of the past. Instead, embark on adventures with fellow players who understand the importance of honesty and communication.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the virtual escapades begin!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!
No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!
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ShadowGrove – A unique survival adventure with free ranks, rankup progression, custom plugins, daily free crate keys, and custom weapon models & skins!
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We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!
Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!
Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?
Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!
Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?
So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!
Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.
So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!