Join us on this grand new era where the skies are filled with flying lolis and the mountains are guarded by kawaii warriors. Build your own empire and recruit an army of waifus to conquer the land. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of cute girls on your side?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve fought alongside a team of magical girls, you’ll never want to go back to plain old mining again!
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the treacherous waters of the game and even teach you how to speak Dolphin!
2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Only the bravest adventurers can unlock its mysteries.
3. Our server is home to a legendary creature known as the Ender Chicken. This massive, feathered beast roams the land, terrorizing players and stealing their loot. Can you defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its riches for yourself?
So, what are you waiting for? Join the Future Earthian Captain Space Battleship SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!