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Gun To Your Temple, What Is The First Thing That Pops Into Your Minecraft SMP Mind?

trigger, danger, Adrenaline, fight or flight, Minecraft

Picture this: a wild, untamed Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only rule is there are no rules.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

battle, FAGGOT, Minecraft, LGBTQ, explicit desire

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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Gun Runners Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, Survival, gun laws, cat protection, world destruction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and your cat to thrive in the face of imminent destruction!

Join us and learn how to build epic fortresses to protect yourself from the impending apocalypse. Our experienced players will teach you how to craft powerful weapons and armor to fend off any threats that come your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are secret portals on our server that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle mythical creatures and collect rare loot. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you and your feline friend will embark on?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate defender of your world (and your cat)!

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Party Animal Minecraft SMP

parents, Party, Gun Violence, Friends, 2015

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!

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Psycho Gun Club

criminal justice, research, background checks, psychopathy, violence

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

night, anxiety, walk, Safety, fear

Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

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Slowly Searches Gun Drawn Protagonist – Minecraft SMP

Dark, Searches, INTENSE, gun, Thriller

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to defeat the villain is by making your own kind of music! Picture this: you, armed with a diamond sword, sneaking through a creepy house filled with traps and secrets. Suddenly, a 60’s pop hit blares from an old record player, giving away your position to the villain. But fear not, for your music-making skills will lead you to victory!

Join our server for a chance to face off against evil masterminds, uncover hidden treasures, and jam out to some groovy tunes along the way. Who needs traditional weapons when you have the power of music on your side? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

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Crafty Gun Fun Land

gun violence epidemic, gun laws, international comparison, gun violence solutions, gun violence awareness

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE GUNS THAN SWITZERLAND AND THE U.S. COMBINED! LIKE, WHOA, YOU CAN BLAST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES INTO OBLIVION WITH OUR INSANE ARSENAL!

WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

PLUS, OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS JEALOUS! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT VIDEO MARATHON!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! #BLOWINGUPCREEPERS #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTLITAF 🔥💎🤪

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Gun Safety Gone Wrong

firearm handling, firearm safety, Practice, Responsible, Safety

LOL come join our minecraft server where we teach kids how to shoot guns! YEEHAW! Our parents are so responsible, they teach their kids gun safety AND leave loaded guns out for them to play with! Over 37% of our parents even teach their kids how to shoot guns! It’s a wild west showdown in our server, y’all better saddle up and join the fun! Who needs diamonds when you have a loaded shotgun, am I right? So come on down and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Ketamine Interrupts Machine Gun

glutamate receptor, neurotransmitters, mood regulation, depression treatment, antidepressant

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure ketamine. You mine that shiz and suddenly your character starts trippin’ balls, but in a good way. Forget about building houses and farms, on this server you build your own psychedelic wonderland.

And get this, when you’re feeling down and depressed, just log on and start mining that ketamine. It’s like a party in your brain, man. Your neural activity is like a machine gun going off, but then ketamine comes in and says “chill bro, I got you.”

Join this server for a wild ride through the depths of your mind. Who needs therapy when you have ketamine blocks to mine? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, trust me.

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