lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even the hostages are dying to be a part of it! we have crazy pvp battles where you can shoot your friends multiple times at close range just like in an autopsy report! join now for a killer time (literally)!
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ShotCraft: Hostage Edition
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NoSadSkinsOnlyWin
Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we be banning black clothing like it’s nobody’s business! Why, you ask? Well, cuz depression is like, totally contagious through the pixels, man. And we can’t be havin’ none of that negativity up in here! Plus, we be havin’ a crazy story ’bout a player who wore all black and summoned a whole army of Endermen to take over the server. True story, bro. So come join us and be part of the madness!
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GunCrafters: Shoot for the Blocks
yOu know what’s better than guns? dIAMOND sWORDS! oN tHIS sERVER, yOU cAN cRAFT dIAMOND sWORDS tHAT sHOOT fIREBALLS aND eXPLODE wHEN yOU hIT sOMEONE! jOIN uS aND bECOME tHE mOST fEARLESS wARRIOR iN tHE lAND! wHO nEEDS gUNS wHEN yOU cAN hAVE eXPLODING sWORDS?! pLUS, wE hAVE a cHICKEN aRMY tHAT wILL fOLLOW yOU eVERYWHERE aND pROTECT yOU fROM eNEMIES! cOME oN, dON’T bE a cOWARD, jOIN uS nOW aND eXPERIENCE tHE cRAZIEST aDVENTURES eVER sEEN iN mINECRAFT!
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NoGunsNoLoveMC
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD WEST TOWN BUT WITH MINECRAFT GUNS AND CRAZY LAWS. U CAN POSSESS ALL THE FIREARMS U WANT, EVEN IF U GOT A COURT ORDER AGAINST U. WE DONT CARE ABOUT NO LAWS HERE, WE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN AND SHOOT STUFF. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A REAL OUTLAW IN THE WILD WILD WEST OF MINECRAFT. YEEHAW!
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CraftyGunz
Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Herobrine is jealous!First off, we got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! And get this, every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride into battle! Yeah, you heard me right, DRAGONS!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, haunted mansions haunted by ghostly villagers, and even a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Pigmen!
And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels griefers and hackers like they’re nothing but pesky silverfish!
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can be slaying zombies and building epic castles in this insane Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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ACEcraft: Guns ‘n’ Roses
So, like, come join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got all da guns and stuff! Like, if you had a rough childhood, dis is da place for you! We got all da crazy guns and weapons to make you feel safe and stuff. Plus, like, we got crazy stories of people getting attacked by creepers and zombies, so you gotta be ready to defend yourself at all times! Join us and feel the adrenaline rush of surviving in a world full of danger and excitement!
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BlockyBulletBlues
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of living near gun violence and feeling like your quality of life is going down the drain? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just have a blast building and exploring!Imagine this: you’re chilling in your virtual world, building the sickest castle ever, when suddenly you hear a loud bang. But don’t worry, it’s just someone setting off fireworks to celebrate your epic build! No more worrying about real-life gun violence ruining your day.
Join our server and witness the most insane battles and explosions, all in the name of fun and creativity. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos that actually brings joy to your life? So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to the stress of living near gun violence!
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GunControlCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be shootin’ is arrows at creepers! our world is so safe, even the skeletons are friendly! with our crazy gun control policies, you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by another player. plus, our research shows that our server has 20% lower mortality rates than those other lame servers. so come on over and start building with us, because on our server, the only thing that’s gonna die is your boredom!
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BlockyBlackOps
Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
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TrumpCraft: Still the Same!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself couldn’t resist joining after the shooting incident. Rumor has it he’s building a wall around his base to keep out all the creepers. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft politics you’ve ever seen!