come join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAND loosening firearms rules for soldiers defending border AMID MIGRATION CRISIS. why? because we have zombies trying to invade our server and we need all hands on deck to defend our precious blocks. grab your virtual guns and protect our virtual land from the undead horde. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to mine. join now before it’s too late!
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BorderDefenseMC Server
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GunControlCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be shootin’ is arrows at creepers! our world is so safe, even the skeletons are friendly! with our crazy gun control policies, you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by another player. plus, our research shows that our server has 20% lower mortality rates than those other lame servers. so come on over and start building with us, because on our server, the only thing that’s gonna die is your boredom!
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NoGuns4AfD
so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape the real world drama, like seriously, we don’t allow any AfD members here, so you can just relax and build your epic creations without any political nonsense getting in the way. plus, our court system is run by a bunch of chickens, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!
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BlockyGunz Minecraft Server
Have you ever had a creeper sneak up on you in Minecraft and thought it was game over? Well, on our server, we take things to the next level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having a virtual gun pointed at you by a skeleton archer while trying to build your dream castle. It’s a heart-pounding experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Plus, our community of players is so skilled at PvP that they can make even the toughest mobs run for cover. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!
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GunHoldingNoobs
u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do the cha cha slide. once, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers are the djs. if u join, u might just find a portal to a land made entirely of cheese. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes. so come join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible, even if it don’t make no sense.