#gumption – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Funny Women Minecraft Server

#gumption, activism, bi women, Commitment, conservative values, election, empowerment, fatherless children, feminism, funny, gender equality, hookup apps, liberal women, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sex before marriage, sexual autonomy, social change, straight women, trump, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

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CraftCringe – The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Chikafuji Lisa, CraftCringe, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Experience, Former Tsunderia Members, Hoshino Char, Inukai Purin, Kamiko Kana, Matsuro Meru, Minecraft, Miori Celesta, Nini Yuuna, Orla Gan Ceann, Server, Shimada Tiger, Teamup Schedule, Tetsuya Kazune, Tsunderia Extended, Tsurugi Nen, Ultimate, Uzuki Tomoya, Yomi Cham

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server that will make your head spin faster than a creeper in a tornado! Join us for a wild ride with former Tsunderia members like Mesugaki dog Inukai Purin, Gunpla extraordinaire Hoshino Char, and the embodiment of chaos Nini Yuuna with a breadcrumb-sized braincell!

But wait, there’s more! Meet the sweetest person alive, recovering menhera Matsuro Meru, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town Amemachi Hanabi, and the freaky deaky beertuber Miori Celesta, who may just become your new girlfriend!

Looking for some insane PvP action? Team up with the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, Shimada Tiger, or the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser Tsurugi Nen. And don’t forget about the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, Yomi Cham, who will serenade you into battle!

With alliances like Muu Muyu and Saya Sairroxs, Phase Invaders, and PixelLink, this server is a powder keg of craziness waiting to explode! So come on, join us and experience the madness firsthand! Just be prepared for some spicy Latina priestesses on a mission to cleanse the world of sin and the tall, handsome, and rich chad king of the Shima Kingdom who may just steal your diamonds!

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HuntCraft: WTF Edition! Join now for epic fails, dank memes, and pixelated chaos! #minecraftmadness #lolworthy

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Then you need to join our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of wild llamas stampedes through your base, knocking over everything in their path. But don’t worry, those llamas are just trying to deliver gifts to all the players on the server because it’s Llama Appreciation Day!

Or how about the time when a group of players decided to start a chicken army and declared war on all the cows in the land? The battles were epic, with feathers and milk flying everywhere.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to roam the server at night, pranking unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

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MinecraftMania #105203: Get your game on with ‘/gbfg/ Granblue Fantasy General’ server and slay in style!

10th birthday, animated pv, april schedule, character flb, character songs, extra drop campaign, FANTASY, Game, gbf, gbfg, general, granblue, granblue fantasy, grand lucio, login crystals, magna 3, mc skin, MinecraftMania, monthly premium pass, rebalances, ROADMAP, Server, side story, slay, special training, Style, Transcendence, unite & fight, Wonder

🎉 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🎉

Are you ready for the wildest party of the year? We’re celebrating our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash with 200 Login Crystals, an exclusive quest, 2x XP/RP, AH +2, and even zero hostmat cost! It’s like a birthday party on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! Join now for the Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) and Monthly Premium Pass! We’ve got Grand Lucio 5* FLB, rebalances for Eternals & Evokers, and an update for Unite & Fight Token Box. And mark your calendars for the Rise of the Beasts Character and Weapon FLB coming soon!

And if that’s not enough, buckle up for the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow in April and Sierokarte’s Special Training in May. Plus, Magna 3 Colossus and Celeste Aura Raid & Transcendence in June!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Unite & Fight MC Skin in June and Europa Character CD in July! Check out the animated PV for a sneak peek at all the awesomeness coming your way!

Join the craze with Unite & Fight (Light favored), Rise of the Beasts, and a Story Event all lined up for April. Don’t miss out on the action!

Ready to jump in? Simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start your epic adventure! And make sure to read the FAQ for all the answers to your burning questions.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server for all the fun, excitement, and craziness you can handle! See you there! 🚀🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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LatinoVietMC – your one-stop shop for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps on a Minecraft server like no other! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

25 years old, Adventures, awkward, Count, cute, DATING, Days, Engaging, Epic, feminine, get along., Green Card, hilarious, Hope, Latino, LatinoVietMC, likes, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, mishaps, Months, Multiply, Obsession, onestop, picrel, Server, sex, Shop, Vietnam, Virgin

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even awkward 25-year-old virgins are welcomed with open arms! Join us for a wild adventure filled with engaging, feminine characters who may just become obsessed with you for months on end. Who knows, you might even score a date with the cutest one (but we can’t show her for obvious reasons)!

Forget about Green Cards, on this server, all that matters is your ability to conquer the Minecraft world and maybe even find love along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest adventures this side of the virtual world!

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Minecraft booty: ‘One Piece’ server – build, plunder, explore #treasure #pirates #booty

Adventure, Anime, BOOTY, brook, BUILD, Chopper, Eiichiro Oda, Epic, Explore, franky, Hes future Usopp, long-running series, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Nami, one piece, Piece, Pirates, plunder, robin, sanji, Server, Shounen, straw hat crew, Treasure, zoro

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, join our server and meet Future Usopp – yes, the legendary sniper from One Piece has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world! Watch as he hilariously tries to snipe creepers from a mile away and fails miserably every time. Don’t miss out on the chance to see this wacky crossover in action! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride on a giant rubber duck around the virtual world. Why? Because why not! Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Banned4Trolling: Where griefing is an art form and TNT is our medium. Join us for LOLs and epic fails!

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Are you tired of getting banned for trolling in places you shouldn’t be? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let loose all of your trolling shenanigans without fear of punishment (as long as it’s within the server rules…we’re not complete savages).

We’ve got a special /b/ zone where anything goes – from building giant pixel art of questionable content to unleashing chaos with TNT explosions. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…unless someone screenshots it and shares it on Reddit.

So come on, leave your ban woes behind and join us for some epic trolling adventures! Who needs the real world anyway when you’ve got a whole virtual world to wreak havoc in?

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Homo Parasite Minecraft Co.

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Are you fed up with pesky homo parasites causing drama on your Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, these troublemakers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we rid the world of all drama llamas. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of sassy llamas who love to party and pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show those homo parasites who’s boss!

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SheCraft: Literally Me in Female Form Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because we have the perfect solution for you! Introducing the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, villagers break out into dance parties, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right. This server is so wild and unpredictable, you’ll never know what crazy antics await you around every corner.

Oh, and did we mention the owner of this server is basically a female version of you? That’s right, she’s got the same sense of humor, the same love for all things absurd, and the same insatiable thirst for adventure. Joining this server is basically like entering a parallel universe where hilarity reigns supreme.

So why waste another minute on those boring vanilla servers when you could be joining us on our zany Minecraft escapades? Trust us, once you experience the sheer ridiculousness of this server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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UnicornCraftX – PVP, Unicorn Army, Build Battles, Survival Mode – Join Now for Epic Adventures!

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Are you tired of living in a boring, normal Minecraft world where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to our server where you can become the ultimate unicorn overlord! Ride on majestic rainbow unicorns, spread glitter and rainbows wherever you go, and command a herd of magical creatures to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic unicorn battles where you use your unicorn powers to defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible. You’ll also have the chance to discover hidden unicorn realms filled with treasures and secrets that will make you the envy of all other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you become a mythical unicorn overlord and rule over a world of sparkles and rainbows? Don’t miss out on the most whimsical and ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

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”YASSSS Queen Minecraft”

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Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old run-of-the-mill gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the absolute chaos of trying to survive in a world filled with flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Don’t worry, though, because you can tame them and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie Elvis impersonators.

But wait, that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest of rare items like diamond-encrusted armor that turns you into a disco ball, making you the life of the party wherever you go. And let’s not forget about the secret underground dance parties where you can show off your best creeper-inspired dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies armed with explosive carrots – they’re no joke!

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