-
BoneCraft – GummyWorms
Artificial, BoneCraft, bones, candy, Chewy, Colorful, DELICIOUS, dessert, Fruity, Fun, gummy candy, gummy worms, GummyWorms, Halloween, Kids, long tail tag, more bones than actual worms, Party, snack, sugary, sweets, Treats, wormsyo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, the gummy worms here have more bones in them than actual worms. like, what even is that?! u can mine for diamonds and find gummy worm bones instead, it’s wild. plus, the mobs here are all dressed up in gummy worm costumes and they drop candy instead of loot. it’s a sugar rush of a server, u won’t wanna leave once u join. come get ur sweet tooth fix and mine for those gummy worm bones, it’s a party up in here! -
MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool
ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, TorikoAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.
-
VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!
controversy, culture war, Defeat, election aftermath, elections, Experience, Gas Stoves, Hillary, Kulturkampf, lefties, LOSING, mental breakdown, MINDBLOWING, mindbreak, polarization, political discourse, political division, political turmoil, Politics, reaction, Standard, trump, VoteCraftAre you tired of dealing with politics in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last piece of diamond armor! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have learned to relax and stop blowing up everything in sight.Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).
So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!