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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4439 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 248 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the purest of players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even the mobs are virgins. That’s right, no non-virgin creepers blowing up your builds here!
Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.
So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!
