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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4210 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!