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CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ores Mined:	6778
Dragon Eggs Found:	6728	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3384	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2623

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9827
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Votes:	8172
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1360
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨