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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9451 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Jess, the self-proclaimed genius, shocked us all with her unique perspectives on life. From thinking Europe is no longer a thing to believing that having unprotected sex while pregnant will give you twins, she’s a real gem. And let’s not forget her belief that north is up and cars don’t need to be locked because, well, keys exist for a reason!
But the real kicker was when she decided to give medical advice to someone undergoing fertility treatments. According to Jess, all you need to do is eat right to “repair” yourself. Who needs doctors when you have Jess, right?
So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from Jess’s unique wisdom. Just don’t forget to buckle up, because it’s going to be a bumpy ride!
