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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8562 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7425 |
Enchantments Applied: | 67 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Experience the thrill of training bra shopping and the joy of becoming a woman at the ripe old age of 12! Beware, though, because according to our server lore, men can get you pregnant and your body can magically carry a child.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where inappropriate conversations are not allowed. Unless, of course, your brother-in-law decides to drop by and start spouting off uncomfortable truths.
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, family drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?