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Players:	105/900	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3678	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

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ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3544	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3979
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7660	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

2-3 year olds, children, custom robot, early childhood development, foam-padded robot, Fun, GoBot, increased activity, interactive play, Land, motor skills, movement, physical activity, playmate, Playtime, research, robot playmate, room, study, Technology, Toddler, toddlers, wheeled robot

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	107
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5249

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mines Excavated:	4813	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	9567
Dragon Eggs Found:	2610	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperWedding

adult children, aita, communication breakdown, confronting family issues, courthouse wedding, CraftyCreeperWedding, emotional distress, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial assistance, financial burden, financial struggles, Inconvenient Wedding, lack of compassion, long distance family, passive aggressive behavior, sibling relationships, Ultimatum, wedding costs

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

MemoryWipeMCSMP

choose, cognitive reset, emotions, erase, Experience, feelings, forget, Memories, Memory, MemoryWipeMCSMP, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past, Pick, Recapture, Recollection, redo, reexperience, RELIVE, repeat, selective amnesia

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

ThirstQuencherCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Imagine a Minecraft server where the rivers flow with ice-cold soda pop instead of water! Yes, you heard that right! Quench your thirst with a refreshing drink straight from the source while building your dream pixelated paradise. But be warned, the mobs are addicted to caffeine and will do anything to get their hands on your precious beverages. So join us and experience the fizzy madness for yourself!