Guinness World Records Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FertilityFailCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crops Grown:	4612
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so lit that Guinness World Records gotta make a new category for the youngest person alive? well, look no further cuz this server is where the magic happens!

we got players so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. we got mobs so savage, they’ll challenge you to a dance battle instead of attacking. we got diamonds so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin.

join us and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. who needs fertility when you can have this much fun? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of history in the making!

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

afraid, anxiety, conquering insecurities, CreeperCraze, emotional wellbeing, facing fears, fear, fear of failure, fear of judgment, fear of rejection, fear of the unknown, Inner Demons, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Farms Harvested:	306	Towns Built:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Emeralds Found:	5579
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well fear no more, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt scared) with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats. They were led by a chicken riding a llama, and together they sang a beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” while shooting fireworks out of their butts. It was a sight to behold, and that player never looked at Minecraft the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this feathered treasure?

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs in top hats). Don’t be afraid in your cunt, embrace the madness and let the hilarity ensue!

SMPixelatedMadness – 404

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their dance moves. You might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of musical chairs. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

MomRageCraft

abusive mother, aita, arguments, Chores, Communication, coping mechanisms, ex-addict, Family issues, Flinching, forgetful, generational trauma, jumpy, Laundry, mom, MomRageCraft, Nervous, relapse, sleep deprived, Trauma, Volatile, Yelling

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and arguments? Join our Minecraft server for a peaceful and stress-free environment! No more ex-addicts relapsing, no more yelling about forgotten chores, and definitely no more triggering traumatic memories.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from family members who just don’t understand. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and unlimited reserves of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join now and escape the chaos of reality for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations (but don’t worry, we have a no-creeper policy in place). Let’s craft away the stress together!

Blocktopia – Crafting a Better World

blocktopia, CHANGE, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Crafting, Empathy, global unity, healing, Hope, Humanity, Kindness, love, Needs, Peace, progress, resilience, Support, transformation, Understanding, Unity, world

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ores Mined:	8313
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

A Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself! Join our server and experience the madness of a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Need a break from the craziness of the real world? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of cake, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination!

GeneralSyrskyi’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Star Shards Collected:	105
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchantments Applied:	264
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we promote all our players to the rank of general just like Zelenskyy did for Syrskyi in Ukraine! you’ll be the ultimate commander-in-chief of your own blocky world, leading armies of pigs and chickens into epic battles against evil creepers and zombies. plus, you’ll get a fancy general hat to wear while you conquer the lands and build the most epic castles ever seen! join now and become the ultimate minecraft general, because why not? lolz!

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Penitentiary Raid

Activists, Civil unrest, Conflict, eastern europe, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights activists, human rights violations, international news, justice system, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, law enforcement, military operation, Penal colony, penitentiary, political prisoners, Prison, Raid, social justice, Storm, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian prisoners

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Emeralds Found:	5694
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
New Chunks Explored:	448677	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces storm penal colonies for fun! we got prisoners held hostage by human rights activists who are actually just zombies in disguise. you can help the ukrainian forces break them out and fight off the evil zombie activists with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the prisoners might turn on you too if you’re not careful. join now for a crazy adventure like no other!

CarbonCrazyCrafts

#sustainability, carbon absorption, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon release, CarbonCrazyCrafts, climate change, climate crisis, ecosystem, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Experiment, forest soil, global warming, greenhouse gases, research study, soil degradation, soil health, soil microbiology, Unique, warming planet

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server, right? and like, the forest soil is all crazy and stuff, releasing more carbon than it absorbs! like, what even is that? but it’s like a wild experiment, man. you gotta join this server to see it for yourself. plus, the trees are all talking and dancing, it’s a whole party up in here. come join the fun and help save the planet, one block at a time!

Pixelmon Astral Adventure: Where Mobs are Rainbow, Crates are Bingo, and Webstore Gifts are Free!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Astral Pixelmon

Features	Description
EV Training	Train your Pokemon’s EV stats efficiently
Pixelmon Bingo	Engage in a unique bingo-style game with Pixelmon
Dex Rewards	Earn rewards for completing your Pokedex
Custom Crates	Unlock special items through custom crates
Adult Owned	Managed by adults for a mature gaming environment
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcoming to all members of the LGBTQ+ community
WonderTrade	Trade Pokemon with a random player for a surprise
Pokebags	Special bags holding random items and Pokemon
Pixelmon Raids	Join forces to defeat powerful Pixelmon together
Gambling	Take risks for potential rewards in the server’s games of chance
Timber Mod	Chop down trees efficiently with the Timber mod
Resource World	Explore a separate world for gathering resources
Vanilla Mobs	Encounter traditional Minecraft mobs in addition to Pixelmon
Custom Textures	Enjoy unique visual designs for Pixelmon and items
Gym Leaders	Challenge specialized gym leaders for badges and rewards
GTS	Trade Pokemon with players across the server through the Global Trade Station

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ

Question: Is the server suitable for children?

Answer: While the server is family-friendly, it is primarily geared towards an adult audience. Parents should monitor their child’s interactions.

Question: How can I join the server?

Answer: You can connect by entering the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client.

Question: Are there any rules on the server?

Answer: Yes, we have a set of rules that promote fair play, respect, and community engagement. These rules are enforced by our staff members.

For more information and updates, join our Discord community at http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	1216	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the blocks are endless and the adventures are insane! Join us if you want to experience the craziest virtual world ever created.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is home to a secret underground village filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find this village, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited diamonds and gold!

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that turn you into a giant slime or a fire-breathing dragon. Who wouldn’t want to breathe fire in Minecraft?!

Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yes, you heard that right. Candy mountains, candy rivers, even candy creepers! It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

HolyBasedCraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because HOLY BASED is here to shake things up!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can do the Chicken Dance perfectly.

And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon, where players ride on flying llamas armed with enchanted swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY BASED and experience Minecraft like never before!