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Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Mines Excavated:	1677
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

Abuse Allegations, accusations, Ashkenazi, BDSM, child abuse, church scandal, domestic violence, Doxxing, Evil, family drama, interviews, Kike, mental institution, Minecraft, Pastor, preacher friends, slayer, smp, steven anderson, torture sex, youtube videos

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4996
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

NewMomNoGoZone

#venting, accommodations, Apology, baby, cluttered, contamination attack, family, fear of germs, germaphobe, Help, insensitive, LEAVING, maternity leave, messy house, misunderstanding, new mom, NewMomNoGoZone, refusing, selfish, sister, Thanksgiving

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Potions Brewed:	120
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	200	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

best decision, BestDeciMinecraftSMP, career path, decision making process, education, fulfillment, future planning, goal-setting, Happiness, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal growth, positive outcomes, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, success

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4367
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#classified information, best kept secret, confidential information, confidential websites, covert online activities, CraftyCreeperz, exclusive online content, hidden gems, hidden online gems, hidden online world, hidden treasures, internet, internet secrets, online mysteries, secret online communities, secretive websites, top secret online, undercover online, undercover websites, undiscovered gems, unknown websites

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

cognitive distortion., Craft, inner critic, inner monologue, inner voice, introspection, mental health, monologue, negative thoughts, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-analysis, self-aware, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, Server, unreliable, unreliable narrator

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	379	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

Achievements, Adventures, air drop, Auctions, boss killing, Bosses, Casino, Chillcraft, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, hats, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Shops, Structures, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Divine Spears Created:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

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Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

animal, animal characters, Animal Vtuber, Anthropomorphic, Babes, cross-species romance, Digital Content Creation, Digital Ethics, ethical concerns, FANTASY, Human, hybrid beings, interspecies relationships, Minecraft, online communities, role playing, Server, Social Interaction, Technology, virtual avatars, virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	65	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

ammo charts, arena website, change list, Discord, eftg, Escape, escape from tarkov, general, grooming servers., Gun Builder Website, Killa edition, Minecraft, newfags, offline single player, Overswing calculator, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, smp, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs, written guide

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!