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MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Emeralds Found:	9380	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	1659	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	146	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6280	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Emeralds Found:	7997
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	140892
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Divine Spears Created:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NutPuncher69, smp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4031
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mines Excavated:	1532
Enchantments Applied:	223	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Star Shards Collected:	112
Towns Built:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Void Gems Collected:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Animals Bred:	63
Farms Harvested:	342	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

The Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, capecom, celebration, COMEBACK, comeback kid, disbelief, fan reaction, memorable moment, Minecraft, Nostalgia, October 2024, Party, Redemption, Remembered, Revival, series, Server, surprise win, triumph, underdog story, unexpected return, unexpected success, Victory, where were you

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Animals Bred:	124	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Potions Brewed:	119
Dragon Eggs Found:	2908	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	4

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!