Guilty Minecraft Servers | Page 5 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	4331	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Animals Bred:	164	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

Admit, Anime, BlockyConfessions, confession, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fandom, Guilty, guilty pleasure, Lolicon, love, Minecraft, not ashamed, Obsession, Passion, Proud, secret, Server, shame, Shameless, Show, television, Unashamed

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2208	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

BayouCraft, breeding age females, cbs news, chemical castration, CONVICTED, Criminals., Decades, Elect, Find, Glenn Sullivan Jr., Guilty, home, Louisiana, man, Men, normal male libido, physical castration, Prison, punishable, rape offenses, raping, sentenced, teenager

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dimension Hops:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Vending Machine Bandit’s Minecraft Emporium

bandits, crime, criminal act, dishonesty, Emporium, Guilty, guilty conscience, illegal, impulse, impulsive behavior, impulsive decision, Machine, Minecraft, moral dilemma, regret, regretful, snack, stealing, Stolen, temptation, theft, Unethical, Vending, Vending Machine, vending machine theft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	995
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing from vending machines is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with unlimited opportunities to loot, pillage, and plunder to your heart’s content.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow-colored creepers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our magical world is filled with enchanted forests, floating islands, and even a secret underground lair where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken.

But that’s not all! Join us for weekly disco parties in the Nether, where you can dance the night away with Zombie Pigmen and skeletons wearing top hats. Or test your skills in our parkour challenge, where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden apple that grants you immortality.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Backstabbing Blocks

arrest, Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, blocks, Convict, corrupt, criminal, Deceit, dishonesty, disloyalty, Guilty, incarceration, Justice, lawbreaker, lock him up, Prison, punishment, scandal, Traitor, traitorous, Treason, treasonous

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	4729	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to LOCK HIM UP! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is run by a group of mischievous villagers who are convinced that locking up all the players is the key to winning the game.

But don’t worry, being locked up is actually a good thing here! Inside your cell, you’ll find all the resources you need to build the most epic base ever. And if you manage to escape, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through anything – even bedrock!

Join us for epic PvP battles where the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents and LOCK HIM UP before they do the same to you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest that holds the key to unlocking the ultimate power on the server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – just remember to always keep an eye out for those sneaky villagers and their devious plots.

PrisonCraft: Where Drumpf Goes to Jail Today!

Accountability, consequences, Corruption, court case, criminal charges, Downfall, drumpf, Guilty, Imprisonment, investigation, Jail, Justice, justice served, law enforcement, Legal System, Over.., Politics, PrisonCraft, punishment, scandal, sentencing, Today

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8237	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the same old, same old because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns your character into a giant block of cheese, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and tell you hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

The Guilty Creeper’s Confession

acceptance, Accountability, ADMISSION, Apology, bastard, confession, CREEPERS, error, forgiveness, growth, Guilt, Guilty, Honesty, mistake, Redemption, regret, remorse, repentance, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, wrongdoing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2209
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic saga of the bastard who finally admitted his wrongdoing! Will he be banished to the Nether? Will he redeem himself by building a monument in his own honor? Find out on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, because why not? Join now and be part of the madness!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

acquitted, american football, Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal case, esl, Guilty, Infamous, Innocence, justice system, Legal System, McCraftface, media frenzy, murder trial, Noobs, OJ Simpson, Pros, public opinion, racial tensions, societal impact, trial, Verdict

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mines Excavated:	4872	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

CanopyCarnageMC

#sustainability, Amazon, amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, CanopyCarnageMC, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, Clearance, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, degradation, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Forest, global warming, greenhouse gases, Rainforest, tree canopy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE BE LIKE THE AMAZON BUT WITHOUT THE CARBON, YO. OUR TREE CANOPY IS SO DEGRADED, IT BE LIKE A BAD HAIRCUT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE AIN’T CLEARING THE WHOLE FOREST, JUST PARTS OF IT. COME JOIN US AND HELP US SAVE THE VIRTUAL AMAZON, ONE PIXELATED TREE AT A TIME. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, YO. SO COME BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🌲💎🤣

Rarely Online SMP, We Promise We Won’t Actually Play Weekly… Maybe whitelisted

#youtube, 1.21.1, Community, Concept, cracked clients, CST, English, Gear, Grinding, ONLINE, Play, Playtime, Promise, rarely, smp, streaming, Timezone, twitch, Usa, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist, Whitelisted, WiFi, Wont, work

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Server Name	Once-a-Week SMP
Version	1.21.1
Type	Vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes
Server Schedule	Once a week, same day and time
Players	5-6 members to start
Requirements	18+, English speaking, decent wifi, legitimate game ownership
Streaming/Recording	Allowed and encouraged
Location	USA or close for timing reasons (CST timezone)

FAQs

Question	Answer
How often does the server reset?	The server resets once a week, at the same day and time.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is vanilla.
Are there any specific rules for gameplay?	Basic rules will be provided upon joining, but generally, respect others and have fun!
Can I record or stream my gameplay on this server?	Yes, recording and streaming are allowed and encouraged.
How can I join the server?	You will need to meet the requirements (18+, English speaking, etc.) and apply for whitelist access.

HololiveRansomCraft Server

#youtube, Accountability, controversy, cyberbullying, deserve, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, HololiveRansomCraft, internet culture, japanese, Justice, Online Community, online harassment, Pay, Server, social media, solidarity, streaming, Support, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	441877
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos happening around them.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ spinning records made of bones.

And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that take place every full moon. Rumor has it that the prize is a magical block that can turn any player into a real-life Minecraft character for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to experience life as a blocky, pixelated hero?

So come join us on our server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. (Disclaimer: No actual players were harmed in the making of this server description…maybe)

Snowball SMP

Alt-Right, Bigotry, discrimination, extremist, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, nationalism, prejudice, racial hatred, racial superiority, racism, smp, Snowball, supremacist, white identity, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, White Supremacy, world-wide, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1364
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the sun always shines and the creepers wear sunglasses! Join us on White PrideWorld Wide for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground base where the llamas throw the best dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army at a moment’s notice. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether, where the lava flows like hot sauce and the zombie pigmen moonwalk to victory. Just watch out for the elusive Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamond armor and leaving them stranded in their undies.

So why join White PrideWorld Wide? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and befriend a talking parrot who knows all the server’s juiciest gossip? Come for the memes, stay for the madness – this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

Camp, Conversation, favorite things, Food, FoodieFrenzy, frosty, groceries, grocery issue, hiding food, hurt feelings, Kid, lunch, Minecraft, non-perishable, pantry, renter, running low, schedules, School, Server, sharing, SNACKS

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of sharing your snacks with uninvited guests? Join our Minecraft server where you can hoard all the virtual snacks you want without anyone stealing them! We promise no one will hide food from you or hurt your feelings by not sharing. Plus, you can build a virtual pantry to store all your goodies safely away from greedy hands. Don’t let real-life snack thieves ruin your day, come join us for a snack-filled adventure like no other!

HouseFlipFlop

Argument, bills, Breakup, Decision making, family, finances, Friend, high school, House, HouseFlipFlop, Job, joint bank account, Mortgage, Pets, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, savings, unemployment, vet bills

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ores Mined:	2755
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	1080
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists and turns.

Just like this story, our server is full of unexpected plot twists and jaw-dropping moments. From house shopping drama to financial disputes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and tough decisions, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you can handle the chaos and excitement that awaits. And remember, in this Minecraft world, anything is possible – even crazier than your ex’s demands!

DumbQsOnly Minecraft SMP

analytical thinking, challenging authority, challenging beliefs, cognitive development., critical inquiry, critical thinking, Curiosity, Deep thinking, DumbQsOnly, expanding knowledge, exploring perspectives, intellectual growth, learning, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, philosophical inquiry., questioning assumptions, questioning norms, seeking understanding, self reflection, smp, stupid questions, Thought-provoking

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with epic quests, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a disco party.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house made entirely out of TNT. And you know what? It became the most popular tourist attraction on the server! So if you’re looking for a place where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme, this is the SMP for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

So come on, don’t be a noob! Join our SMP and let the madness begin!

GrindCraft20sPayOff

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	37
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about mortgage payments? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself begged to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our builds. We have secret treasure caves filled with enchanted loot and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world responsibilities and embrace your inner block-building genius, come join us on our server. Who needs a 401k when you can have a chest full of emeralds instead?

Neolib-Free Immigration Craft

citizenship, Craft, foreign relations, foreigners, Government, immigration, immigration control, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration process, immigration reform, immigration regulations, immigration system, international politics, neoliberal ideology, NeolibFree, policy, Politics, putin, residency, russia, Visa, Western

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	86
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, putin himself is streamlining the immigration process for all u foreigners who are totally against that western ‘neoliberal ideology’. like, how crazy is that? u can come build ur blocky empire without any of that capitalist nonsense holding u back.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?

oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

EcoCraft: Carbon Sequestration

#sustainability, atmosphere, Biodiversity, carbon, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate resilience, EcoCraft, ecological balance, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, Freshwater Ecosystems, global warming, greenhouse gas reduction, Natural resources, Nature, Sequestration, Storing Carbon, Underground, water conservation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Star Shards Collected:	246	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

yo, come join our minecraft server where we fight climate change by planting trees and building underwater cities to store all that carbon. we got dolphins riding pigs, polar bears doing the macarena, and creepers planting flowers instead of exploding. plus, our freshwater ecosystems are so fresh, you can drink straight from the rivers without getting diarrhea. join us and help save the world, one block at a time!