Guilty Pleasures MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

Underrated, unsuccessful ventures, guilty pleasures, Blunders, disappointing releases

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bottoms, a group of players who have mastered the art of building entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Rumor has it they even have a secret handshake involving a diamond pickaxe and a bucket of lava.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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HoardCraft: Secret Stash

Secrets, Hiding, Stockpile, Collecting, private collection

Are you hoarding diamonds like a dragon hoards gold? Are you stockpiling obsidian like it’s the end of the world? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, we encourage hoarding! In fact, the more you hoard, the more respected you are in our community.

Join us and show off your impressive collection of rare items. Build a fortress made entirely out of emerald blocks or create a farm with more animals than Noah’s Ark. The possibilities are endless when it comes to hoarding on our server.

But be warned, there are rumors of a legendary player who has hoarded so much TNT that they could blow up the entire server with just one click. Will you be able to challenge their hoarding supremacy? Join now and find out!

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MineAddictz

indulgences, daily rituals, guilty pleasures, compulsions, time-consuming activities

Are you tired of constantly getting kicked out of other Minecraft servers for “accidentally” blowing up everyone’s creations with TNT? Well, look no further because our server actually encourages that kind of behavior! In fact, we have a special TNT-only zone where you can let loose and wreak havoc to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a gang of evil chickens wearing diamond armor. Rumor has it that whoever defeats them will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets a pet dragon that will follow them around and breathe fire on their enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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ForbiddenFragrance

forbidden smells, forbidden scents, forbidden delights, unexpected favorites, secret scents

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

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Hate2Crave: The Foodie Server

comfort food, taste buds, nostalgic foods, cravings, acquired taste

Remember that one food you used to hate as a kid? Well, imagine if that food was actually a Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. This server is like that food you used to despise, but now you can’t get enough of it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire out of blocks that look like that dreaded childhood food. But don’t worry, this server has a special power that will make you love it more than anything else in the world.

Legend has it that anyone who joins this server will be granted the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, shoot fireballs from their hands, and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored unicorn. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just the beginning.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also receive a lifetime supply of virtual cookies that will never run out. That’s right, you can munch on delicious cookies while exploring the wonders of this magical server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let this once-hated food turned Minecraft server change your life forever!

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HangryHungerGames Minecraft SMP

savory dishes, smp, hunger-inducing foods, comfort foods, irresistible desserts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and tons of laughter.

On our server, we have a special food called “Mystery Meat” that has a strange effect on players. When you eat it, you turn into a ravenous animal, devouring everything in sight until you come back to your senses. It’s like a real-life hunger games, but with a twist!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps. Legend has it that only the bravest and craziest players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything can happen in this wild world of ours.

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YesToAllMinecraftSMP

favorite things, always say yes, always accept, never reject, can’t refuse

Are you a Minecraft player who loves to laugh, build, and prank your friends? Then you absolutely cannot say no to joining our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love causing chaos and mayhem. They may steal your diamonds, but they’ll also give you a good laugh! – We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find. Get ready to dance your blocky butt off! – Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline filled with slime blocks. Watch out for those bouncy surprises! – The only way to access our exclusive shopping district is by riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. It’s a blast, literally! – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of our lava parkour course. Good luck getting there in one piece!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, pranks, and plenty of ridiculousness!

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

low self-esteem, Ugly, voluptuous, blocky, Bitches

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

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BlockyLoveHideaway

love, undercover hobbies, confidential preferences, private fixations, guys

Do you secretly love building giant banana statues in Minecraft but would never admit it to your friends? Well, fear not because our server is the perfect place for all your fruity creations! Join us and unleash your inner banana architect as you compete in our weekly “Biggest Banana Build” contest. Who knows, you might just become the top banana on the server! So come on, don’t slip up on this opportunity to join the most a-peeling Minecraft community out there!

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FoodFusionCraft

unconventional pairings, peculiar tastes, strange food combos, unexpected tastes, culinary experiments

Are you tired of boring old food combinations in real life? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we serve up the craziest food combos you’ve ever seen! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in lava sauce? How about a creeper sandwich with a side of golden apple fries? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you (or maybe not, but who cares, it’s Minecraft)!

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