Guilty Pleasure MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyAddict SMP

addiction recovery, addictive substances, temptation, current addiction, coping mechanisms

Are you addicted to Minecraft? Do you find yourself dreaming about blocks and creepers all day long? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most epic adventures and shenanigans you could ever imagine.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. Our community events include llama races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and a pet dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of poultry with an iron feather. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land in the name of clucks and squawks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Chicken King or llama racing champion. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of blocks and laughter!

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HateCrafters United

despise, ANNOYING, shouldnt, pet peeve, loathe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP

morning cravings, morning indulgence, morning comfort, Relaxation, guilty pleasure snack

Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

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SweetToothCraft

dessert, comfort food, DELICIOUS, Pastry, craving

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that’s as sweet as candy? Look no further, because our server is like a giant dessert buffet for your gaming pleasure!

Join us for a sugar rush of epic proportions as you explore our world filled with candy mountains, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow forests. But be careful, the creepers here have a sweet tooth too!

Need a break from mining and crafting? Head over to our enchanted bakery where you can bake cakes with magical powers or try your hand at brewing potions made from sprinkles and unicorn tears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and satisfy your sweet cravings while building the craziest confectionery creations you can imagine!

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DrCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, streaming, indulgence, Entertainment, guilty pleasure

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate Dr. Pepper-fueled gaming experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness. We have a secret underground pokerogue tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual Dr. Pepper. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a legendary player who plays with a Dr. Pepper in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Dr. Pepper-fueled fun begin!

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CraftyComforts

pick me up, CraftyComforts, comfort snacks, stress relief, emotional eating

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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HangryCraft

Indulgent, indulgence, food obsession, gluttony, Irresistible

Are you a Minecraft player who can’t resist the temptation of virtual food, even when your hunger bar is full? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with endless amounts of delicious virtual food that will have you drooling in real life. From pixelated pizzas to blocky burgers, you’ll never go hungry in our world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of stand-up comedy. Join them for a night of laughs and milkshakes that will have you mooing with joy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and feast your way to victory!

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HateLoveCraft

special liking, unconventional choice, uncommon hobby, distinct flavor, particular fondness

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!

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PukeCraft: The Food Frenzy

food addiction, Frenzy, overindulgence, gluttony, Binge Eating

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and you’ll be feasting on a smorgasbord of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. We’ve got so much action-packed fun that you’ll feel like you’ve eaten one too many blocks of cheese and are about to explode with excitement!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that will leave you feeling full of joy and laughter. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be queasy about is how much fun you’re having!

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CelebCrushSMP

movie star crush, underrated actress, unconventional crush, Hollywood crush, celebrity crush

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your obscure celebrity crush! We’ve got a whole section dedicated to building shrines to your favorite D-list star, complete with pixelated posters and redstone heart decorations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Obscure Celebrity Hunger Games,” where players compete to see who can survive the longest while being chased by mobs dressed up as their celebrity crush. Will you be able to outwit and outlast the competition while dodging paparazzi skeletons and rabid fangirl zombies?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows, you might just find love in a hopeless place… or at least a diamond sword in a dungeon chest.

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