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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2578 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 1930 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
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Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!
