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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5087 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
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