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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5693 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 169 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
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