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Guilty Pleasure Pastimes

  • CraftyCravings – Because who can resist mining for diamonds and building epic structures all day?

    CraftyCravings – Because who can resist mining for diamonds and building epic structures all day?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you enjoy spending hours on end building pixelated structures and fighting off creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

    Our server is home to the most epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of zombie pigs riding on chickens.

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who will give you quests to complete in exchange for enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other, come join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT traps we’ve set up)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to indulge in all your guilty pleasures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and participating in epic llama races.

    But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Dance Floor Champion.

    So if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your life, come join us on our SMP and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PleasureCraft

    PleasureCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MapleCraft Server – Cutting Power with a Smile!

    MapleCraft Server – Cutting Power with a Smile!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, eh? like, the premier of canada is like, gonna cut off electricity to the US, but like, with a smile on his face, eh? so, like, you gotta join this server cuz who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next, eh? maybe we’ll all have to power our minecraft houses with maple syrup or something, eh? join now for a wild ride, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCanuck’sTariffTroubles

    CraftyCanuck’sTariffTroubles

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? well this server is the place for u! we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. come join us and experience the most epic adventures in minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Collector’s Haven

    Crafty Collector’s Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where collecting stuff and using it r like, totally different hobbies? well, u found ur place, buddy! on this server, we got players who collect all the dirt blocks in the world but never actually use them for anything! it’s a whole new level of minecraft gameplay, trust me.

    and get this, we got a player who only collects feathers from chickens and uses them to make the most epic feather armor you’ve ever seen. it’s like, fashion meets functionality, ya know?

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground society of players who collect nothing but rotten flesh? they say it’s for a secret ritual to summon the rarest mob in the game. but who knows, maybe they’re just really into stinky stuff.

    so, if u wanna join in on the wacky collecting and not using fun, hop on our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

    IP: xxx.CollectorMania.xxx

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChunkyCraft – Where pixels get plump

    ChunkyCraft – Where pixels get plump

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we promise to keep you so entertained that you won’t even have time to think about becoming overweight or obese by 2050! Our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll be too busy building, exploring, and battling mobs to even think about snacking on junk food.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to combat obesity by keeping players active and engaged. So basically, by joining us, you’re not just having fun – you’re also saving the world from a future of early death and disease. No pressure or anything.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got legendary treasure hidden in every corner of our server, just waiting for you to discover it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to a healthier, happier, and more absurdly entertaining future. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Naptown

    Naptown

    New Minecraft Servers

    Naptown Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server Name Naptown
    Server IP Naptown.playit.gg
    Version 1.16.5
    Player Count 100+
    Features
      • Survival
      • Factions
      • Quests
      • Custom Enchants
      • Jobs & Skills
      • Leaderboards

    FAQ

    Gameplay

    Q: What can I do on the Naptown server?

    A: Naptown offers a vibrant and competitive world where players can explore terrains, mine resources, build bases, engage in conquests, and participate in community-driven events.

    Rules

    Q: What are the rules on Naptown?

    A: The server enforces rules to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community experience. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for specific rules.

    Plugins

    Q: Are there any unique plugins on Naptown?

    A: Yes, Naptown features custom plugins that enhance gameplay, including a coin system for unlocking exclusive items and perks.

    Community

    Q: How can I connect with other players on Naptown?

    A: Join our Discord community at discord.gg/kWMF7g7Wk9 to interact with fellow players, participate in events, and stay updated on server news.

    Monetization

    Q: How does the coin system work on Naptown?

    A: Players can purchase coins through the /shop command to unlock tool skins, in-game items, upgrades, and perks, enhancing their gaming experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cucks Simps And Block Dreams

    Cucks Simps And Block Dreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤯 Join Now! The Server Will Override Your Reality! 🚀

    Listen up, you mere mortal! This Minecraft server is clearly the greatest in the multiverse, or it’s probably the worst; who even knows?! If you’re not here, you might be dead or missing – like Taco Bell before a tornado. Can you actually trust your own perception of taste? What if Super Mario, too, thought he was invincible but can’t even swim? That’s basically our server right now. You’ll get blocks, mobs, and conspiracy theories galore.– Join today to question your reality!

    Cursed Features You Didn’t Know You Needed

    Feature Description
    Time-Color Spectrum What if you could swim in the rivers of time? You can, but it will burn your eyes forever!
    Living Antigravity Soup Craft a soup that *floats* away, bringing existential dread but also hunger.
    Invisible Blocks of Happiness Realize you’re standing on something solid but it’s actually just your *sadness*.
    Cursed Villager Trades Trade golden carrots for your soul. That’s a fair deal, right? Right!
    Enderman Karaoke Night Sing nonexistent songs with endermen, even if you can’t hear them!

    FAQ: Because You Definitely Have Questions… Or Not!

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run?A: It runs on the cosmic vibrations of the unknown – which is a mix of *what even is Minecraft?* and ${insert_string}.

    Q: How often does the server restart?A: Whenever the moon cries, usually around three times a month, but space-time can be tricky!

    Q: Will I make friends?A: Friends are merely a construct of society meant to confuse you. Or are they? You’ll figure it out after 10,000 hours!

    Random Quotes From The Hazy Abyss

    “This board is filled with cucks and simps, not that I expected anything different.”

    “Are we even real? Or just pixels in a divine joke?”

    “Why can’t I shake the feeling of being followed by a donut?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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