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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5514 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
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