Minecraft SMP Confessions

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Buildings Constructed:	31
Magic Items Found:	1518	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you a fan of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? Do you enjoy organizing epic llama races across treacherous lava pits? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on our server where llamas reign supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

Picture this: a world where llamas are the ultimate rulers, where diamond armor is so last season and everyone rides around on llama-back. Our server is a llama lover’s paradise, where you can build your dream llama palace, compete in llama fashion shows, and even participate in llama-themed treasure hunts.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner llama fanatic and join a community of like-minded players, then come on down to our server and let the llama shenanigans begin! Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back.

Blockheadz Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7005	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Votes:	1951	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500

Have you ever had a moment where you realized you were dating a complete moron? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of players who make you question how they even manage to turn on their computers.

From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.

So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!

CraftyLifeBeautiFul

Adventure, beauty in everyday moments, Contentment, CraftyLifeBeautiFul, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Nature, Peace, personal growth, positivity, relationships, Self Discovery, Serenity, Simplicity

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	1875	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT to another who only communicates in pig Latin, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Life is too short to play on boring servers, come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest place to be in Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: 90% Destroyed!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy more than 90% of Russian offensive forces in Kharkiv Oblast just like the Ukrainian Army! we are the ultimate warriors of blocky destruction, crushing our enemies with pixelated power! join us and be a part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of minecraft! build, fight, and conquer with us as we take on all challengers and emerge victorious every time! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

CrowdFundedQueens – Breaking the Block Ceiling!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gods Slained:	1

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! here at our server, we have found that female gamers complete quests 20% faster than males! that’s right, ladies rule the server here!

unlike other servers, our female players face fewer disadvantages and benefit from the herding behavior of investors (whatever that means). so if u wanna be part of a server where the ladies are on top, join us now!

oh, and did i mention that couples are just as fast as males on our server? that’s right, love is in the air here at our server! so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little romance!

Equilibrium | Survival | Economy | Auctions |

Auctions, Economy, equilibrium, PvP, Survival, Survivalpvp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	3304	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
New Chunks Explored:	625861	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Join Equil, a survival server with a fun economy and auctions.Trade, buy, and sell items to grow your wealth.Win rare items in our auctions.Start your adventure today!

Our Discordhttps://discord.com/invite/ybdCdMA8GY

Our Webstorehttps://equilibrium-shop.tebex.io/

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The ‘Minelanders: Where your worst enemy is a creeper, not your fellow Minecrafter!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

⛏ The ‘Minelanders ⛏

Server Address	mc.minelanders.com
Version	1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
Discord	https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

Overview:

The ‘Minelanders started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server last month! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!

Community Nights!

Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more! These events are separate from survival, but offer an awesome opportunity to engage with the community and experience Minecraft in a new way. Many have been created by players on the server!

Vanilla Reimagined

General Information We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!

Features

Plot Protection	We offer plot protection in four sizes for in-game currency. You have to earn them! Note: Plots intentionally do NOT protect chests – only blocks.
Player Shops	We have player shop chests available to sell things to other players. Our admin shops are already set up for players to earn money.
Clans	We have clans, which allow you to team up with existing players or make your own clan with your friends.
Map Size	The map size is limited to keep players relatively close – but it is still spacious with a 6k block diameter, which was just expanded with the release of 1.21. The Nether has been increased in size (3:1 ratio rather than 8:1) to compensate for the smaller map.
Donations	Donations to keep the server running are welcome, but give no in-game advantages.

Rules:

Play in good faith
Be respectful of other players
No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
Griefing is allowed, Lavacasting is not
No cheating
Alt accounts must be known to staff
No releasing personal information about another player
Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

Pictures from the last edition of the server^(It’s too early for big builds in this edition!) Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West

CraftySouthMC Server

Chile, Chilean wine, CONO SUR, CraftySouthMC, csg, DYEL, eco-friendly practices, general, organic wine, Pinot Noir, Red wine, Sauvignon Blanc, Server, south america, South American wine, sustainable farming, Vineyard, vineyard tour, white wine, wine, wine tasting., winery

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	690
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of wimpy servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, look no further, because on our server, we only accept the swolest of players in our DYEL (Do You Even Lift) General!

Join us if you want to embark on crazy quests like bench pressing creepers, deadlifting Endermen, and squatting zombies. Our server is so hardcore, even the diamonds are afraid of us!

But that’s not all, folks! We have an exclusive PvP arena where you can challenge other players to epic lifting competitions. Show off your gains and flex on your enemies as you crush them in battle!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /CSG/- DYEL GENERAL and prove to the Minecraft world that you not only lift blocks, but you also lift spirits!

”NoHomoCraft – LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server”

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Items Found:	6872	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of cute anime girls.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy plot twists, and heart-pounding action as you navigate through our pixelated world. Need help with your Minecraft game? No worries, just follow our 5-step guide to success, including reading the readme and Googling your problems like a pro.

Looking for a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive library of custom Minecraft mods and plugins. And don’t forget to check out our FAQs, recommendations, and other useful things to enhance your gaming experience.

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible, even if it involves building a giant statue of your favorite anime character out of blocks. Previous players have described our server as “mind-blowing” and “life-changing,” so don’t miss out on the fun!

PreggoPanic Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	125	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land of endless possibilities, a player joined our server and built a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. Legend has it that they tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. The server chat was filled with laughter and joy as players embarked on epic quests and built friendships that lasted a lifetime.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the drama of family dynamics can’t touch you here. No more phone calls interrupting your gaming sessions, no more guilt trips about being pregnant, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us and leave your real-life problems at the door. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crops Grown:	1785
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “heck” without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Our community is all about spreading positivity and love, so instead of saying “Fuck You,” we say “Fudge Nuggets”! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and hilarious shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to dance to disco music. So come on, join us and let the fudge nuggets fly!

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