guilty pleasure cereal – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Cereal Overload Survival Zone

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Join Us: Discover the End of Reality with Our NEW MINECRAFT SERVER!

Are you tired of NORMAL? Are you prepared to DIVE into the abyss where BLOCKS become YOUR ONLY FRIENDS? This is not just a server; it is the GREATEST and possibly WORST thing that has ever existed! With pixels whispering secrets and creepers who know your darkest fears, you can’t afford to miss this! Forget everything you’ve ever known about gaming. Trust me, this is what the cereal men don’t want you to think about! Are you ready to transcend?

Feature	Description
Unicorn Pigs	Craft magical bacon to summon the Galactic Emperor! But also it might be a figment of your imagination.
Time-Locked Potatoes	Dig up potatoes that someday might be present but possibly are from the future—consume at your own risk!
Zombies with Degrees	Engage in philisophical debates while battling zombies who have bachelor’s degrees in existential dread.
Redstone Telepathy	Connect your brain with redstone—will it betray you? Good luck! You’ll NEVER KNOW!
Infinite Cereal Dimension	Eat endless cereal that makes you question the very nature of breakfast & your existence!

FAQ: Reality Is Malleable!

Q: What are the server rules?

A: The only rule is there are no rules but you MUST have a RULE. Also, silence is golden, but who cashed in?

Q: How do I join?

A: Just scream into the void and the void might respond with an IP address that it does not own. What do you even mean by join?

Q: Can I play with friends?

A: Friends are just illusions that dissolve like sugar in reality’s harsh rain. But if they exist, maybe you can!

Random Quotes

“You ever just eat too much cereal and start feeling not so good? Yeah I feel like that right now.”

“What is even real? The blocks or your mind?”

“If every day is the same, is it really even a day?”

BorderlineCraft

border security, BorderlineCraft, Canada, Canadian border, controversy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, international relations, North America, Official, Politics, Redraw, redraw Canadian border, territorial disputes, threatens, Threats, united states, White House, White House official

lol come join our minecraft server where we got the white house officials going cray cray and redrawing borders like it’s a coloring book. who needs boring old politics when you can join us and build your own empire with no rules and no boundaries (literally). watch out for flying pigs and dancing llamas, they’re our security guards. also, did we mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake? yea, it’s lit. so come on over and let’s make minecraft great again (but not in a political way, just in a fun way).

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What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?

CASE, CaseOh, caseohgames, funny, Gaming, Horror, Horror gaming, Jumpscare, Minecraft, Scary, Server, Streamer

CaseOh is a talented artist and producer known for his unique blend of hip-hop, R&B, and electronic music. With a distinctive sound that combines catchy hooks, melodic beats, and thought-provoking lyrics, CaseOh has earned a loyal following and critical acclaim. He continues to push the boundaries of traditional music genres, creating a dynamic and engaging style that sets him apart in the industry.

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Free Keith / Bokspvp / Distribution Server Minecraft

Bokspvp, box office, distribution, free, GIF, Keat, Minecraft, REDDING, Server, Whale

server “Free Keat Bokspvp Redding” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

kl4.nightpvp.ru

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Divine Craft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, BELIEF, Captain Marvel, collapse, Collapsed, Craft, Disaster, Divine, divine intervention, Existence, FAITH, Higher power, intervention, Last Night, Miracle, movie showing, movie theater, proof of god, Realm, Supernatural, Tragedy, unexpected, unexpected event

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, a movie theater straight up COLLAPSED while showing Captain Marvel! Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So if you wanna escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a virtual one where anything can happen, then this server is where it’s at! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna build their own movie theater in Minecraft and watch movies without the risk of getting squished by falling debris? Join now before the universe collapses in on itself, bro!

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NoTikTok4Me Minecraft SMP

#youtube, ello, facebook, GOOGLE, instagram, LinkedIn, Minecraft, myspace, never join, NoTikTok4Me, Periscope, Pinterest, Platform, reddit, smp, snapchat, social media, tiktok, tumblr, twitter, Vero, vine

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrr! Like, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, and if you find it, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! And like, the admin is actually a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff, so if you ask nicely, you can literally have anything you want in the game. Plus, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers, it’s wild! So like, if you wanna join the most epic server ever, just hop on and say “I love potatoes” in the chat, and you’ll be instantly teleported to our crazy world of madness and mayhem! YOLOOOOOO!

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CraftyDegreez

academic pursuits, career advancement, career choices, college degrees, CraftyDegreez, current market, educational investment, employment opportunities, graduate studies, higher education, job market saturation, job market trends, job prospects, job security, market demand, practical skills, professional development, specialized fields, student loans, useless degrees, vocational training

Are you tired of pursuing useless college degrees that won’t get you anywhere in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and live out your wildest dreams!

Join our server and pursue a degree in Creeper Psychology – learn how to understand the inner workings of those explosive green creatures and become the ultimate creeper whisperer!

Or how about a degree in Enderman Fashion Design? Show off your stylish side by creating the trendiest outfits for those tall, dark, and teleporting mobs.

And don’t forget about our most popular degree program – Zombie Survival Tactics. Learn how to outsmart and outmaneuver those brain-hungry zombies while mastering the art of survival in a post-apocalyptic world.

So why waste your time on useless degrees in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of the virtual universe? Join now and start your epic journey today!

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BorderCraft Minecraft Server

Adviser, border, border security, BorderCraft, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversial proposal., Diplomacy, foreign policy, geographical changes, Government, international relations, Minecraft, North America, Politics, proposes, Redrawing, Report, Server, territorial boundaries, trump, united states, US

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. like, you gotta join because we got this crazy story where a trump adviser was like, “let’s redraw the border between Canada and the US.” can you imagine that? like, we’re gonna have a whole new country in the middle of nowhere.

and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?

so yeah, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, you gotta join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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SanctionCraft: LiftedSoon!

Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, foreign relations, global affairs, international relations, international sanctions, lifted, LiftedSoon, Politics, putin, russia, Russia relations, SanctionCraft, sanctions, sanctions policy, sanctions relief, trump, Trump administration, united states, US president, US-Russia relations

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, okay? we got pigs that can fly, like for realz. and our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and stuff.

oh, and get this, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips and shoot arrows at the same time. he once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and some string. true story, bro.

also, we have a dance party every friday night at the village square. we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up. it’s lit, fam.

so come join our server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by a TNT trap. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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Astro Dirt Deficiency – Microbe Madness

Astro, astronaut health, astronauts’ health, cold sores, deficiency, Dirt, health risks, immune system, ISS, lack of dirt, madness, Microbe, Microbes, microbial balance, microbial diversity, microbial exposure, rashes, scientists, space exploration, space habitats, space research, space station, Space Travel, sterile environment, study

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of all that dirt and grime on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is literally out of this world – we’re talking space station vibes, baby!

Scientists have found that the lack of dirt in space can actually damage astronauts’ health, causing rashes and cold sores. But fear not, because we’ve got the solution – adding microbes to our space station Minecraft server!

Join us now and experience the cleanest, most sterile environment you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs dirt when you’ve got the stars as your backdrop? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy space adventures you’ll encounter while exploring our server.

So what are you waiting for? Blast off into the unknown and join us on our space station Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.

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Lost Shard

Building Opportunities, Capture Points, Clans, Community Events, custom enchantments, Dungeons, Events, Factions, land ownership, Lost, magic system, Monsters, Player Economy, player store, player-driven economy, Plot Ownership, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Shard, Skill System, Trading, ultima online

Overview:

Features
Custom PvP server based on Ultima Online
Land ownership, clans, skills, magic, dungeons
No need to install mods

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	1.21.4
What sets this PvP server apart?	Players can level up skills, trade gold for currency, own plots of land with no disturbance from others, create alliances, claim capture points, and participate in a player-driven economy.
How can I connect to the server?	Visit minecraft.lostshard.com to connect.
Where can I find more information about the plot, skills, and economy system?	Visit www.lastshard.net for more details.