Guilty Pleasure MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Sweet Home HOES

home sweet home, SWEET, Hoes, candy, sugar rush

come join our minecraft server where we got HOES for days! we got all the sweet stuff you could ever want, like candy, cake, and cookies. but watch out, cuz the creepers love sweets too! they’ll be sneakin’ up on ya while you’re tryna build your epic castle.

we also got a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but you gotta watch out for the zombie pigmen guardin’ it. they’re not too happy about people tryna steal their loot.

if you’re feelin’ brave, come explore the mysterious jungle biome where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. but be careful, the ocelots are actually giant gummy bears in disguise!

so grab your pickaxe and join us at xxx.HOES.About.xxx for a wild adventure like no other!

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TrashTacoCraft

food culture, comfort food, food debates, food habits, controversial food

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy pizza like everyone else? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your true feelings about this overrated food be known! We have a special pizza-themed world where you can unleash your pizza-hating rage by destroying virtual slices with your pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a night in the pepperoni forest, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pizza cutter that can slice through any block like it’s nothing. So come join us and embrace your inner pizza hater!

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MineCraftConfess

guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure thrill, hidden pleasure, guilty pleasure delight, private indulgence

Are you tired of hiding your love for building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve is actually a secret agent sent to save the world from an evil army of zombie villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its woolly secrets?

So come on, embrace your inner blockhead and join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Trust us, your guilty pleasure will thank you.

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Yaoi Oasis 1.20.5

gay romance, shipping, LGBTQ, boys love, Anime

Yo, bros and broettes! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your favorite yaoi fanfic, then you gotta join this server!

We’ve got more hot yaoi action than you can shake a diamond sword at!

And let me tell ya, the creepers on this server are more fabulous than a rainbow sheep in a tutu!

So come on down and get your yaoi on while building the most fabulous pixel art you’ve ever seen!

Join now and let your inner fujoshi or fudanshi run wild!

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Weak4FoodMC

food temptation, irresistible dishes, food indulgence, irresistible food, favorite indulgence

Are you a Minecraft player with a weakness for virtual food? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server offers the most delicious virtual food you’ve ever seen. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all. Join our server and satisfy your cravings like never before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Chef”, a mythical creature who cooks up the most mouth-watering dishes in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon Chef in a cooking competition, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending buffet of food that will keep your hunger bar full for eternity.

So if you’re a foodie at heart and looking for a server that will satisfy your cravings and tickle your taste buds, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft dish – the elusive “Diamond Steak”.

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ShamefulCrush Minecraft SMP

shame, unconventional love, unconventional crush, crush confession, taboo attraction

OMG, like, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have, like, a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find. And, like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our base but we tamed it and now it’s our pet, his name is Bob.

Also, we have this crazy player who builds the weirdest statues out of dirt and cobblestone, but they’re, like, so bad they’re good. And, like, every full moon, we have a dance party with the villagers and they drop enchanted golden apples for us to eat.

But, like, the best part is that we have this secret portal that takes us to a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the animals talk. I once rode a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it was epic!

So, like, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally wacky and wild, then you have to join us. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves throwing potatoes at each other, it’s so much fun!

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CelebCrushCraft

guilty pleasure, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, famous crush, secret celebrity crush

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a castle with your celebrity crush? Well, look no further because on our server, you can team up with your favorite celeb and conquer the Minecraft world together! From building a roller coaster with Ryan Reynolds to farming with Beyoncé, the possibilities are endless! Join now and make your guilty celebrity crush dreams come true!

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CalorieKingMinecraft SMP

Lifestyle, Food, calories, balance, Consumption

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular food when you have those, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff, it’s like our own personal fireworks show every day. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every weekend, it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CreeperCrafter69

EMBARRASSING, sleeping with, infamous hookups, guilty pleasure, worst artist

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to brag about sleeping with the worst musical artist ever – Justin Bieber’s long-lost twin brother, Dusty Bieber! Legend has it that Dusty can serenade you with his off-key singing while you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from the Netherrealm. Plus, every full moon, our resident Ender Dragon throws a wild party where you can challenge him to a dance-off for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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CraftyCravings – Because who can resist mining for diamonds and building epic structures all day?

personal indulgence, guilty pleasure pastimes, guilty pleasure indulgences, guilty pleasure enjoyments, guilty pleasure foods

Do you enjoy spending hours on end building pixelated structures and fighting off creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is home to the most epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of zombie pigs riding on chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who will give you quests to complete in exchange for enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other, come join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT traps we’ve set up)!

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