Minecraft Server: No Mobs Allowed!

vacation stress, trip expectations, travel plans, family travel conflict, guilt trips

🎉 Welcome to Screaming Llamas Minecraft Server! 🎉

Why Choose Us? I Don’t Know, But You MUST!

Are you tired of normal servers with normal people? Join us and plunge into the abyss of pure chaos! Cows fly, the sun blinks, and sandwiches talk! You don’t know what you want but you need it. Trust me, or don’t. Your call!

Server Features (or are they nightmares?)

Feature	Description
Casual Lava Swims	Get your toes charred! Lava is now a spa treatment. Bring your own aloe!
Endless Parrots	Parrots that shout your secrets! Hope you like surprises at 3 AM!
Quest for the Missing Sandwich	Lost? Found? Who cares! Every sandwich has a story… That’s a lie…
Weather Gone Wild	Enjoy spontaneous tornadoes and snowstorms of jelly beans! Diet fun!
Invisible Ducks	They quack, but mostly just haunt your dreams. More like ‘quack-ntine’!!
Crafting With Cats	Did you want a sword? No! You get a fluffy fiasco instead!

Player Reviews

“I thought I lost my mind, but it turned out I just misplaced my toaster!”

“Cows in top hats saved my life! 10/10 would mooo again.”

“Why is gravity on vacation? Still trying to find my cat.”

“I literally pressed the button and the universe exploded. Chef’s kiss!”

🔔 WARNING: Caution Creepy Cabbage Alert! 🔔

Beware the lurking vegetables in the dimensional warp. They might ask for your soul or your lunch money! Can you survive the confounding chaos? Join us at your own risk. Or don’t. Consult your nearest potato for advice.

ElopingCraft – No Fam Allowed

ElopingCraft, mother’s expectations, no contact, family dynamics, family drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life weddings by eloping in our virtual world. No overbearing mothers allowed, unless they’re cool with just having a nice dinner after the ceremony.

Our server is the perfect place to tie the blocky knot with your partner, without worrying about guilt trips or arguments. Plus, we have a special “subconsciously unhappy” package for those who want to marry for the wrong reasons (just kidding, that’s not a thing).

So come on over and elope in peace, because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

BabyBlockersMC

Pregnancy, Boundaries, relationship struggles, setting boundaries, support from parents

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws who think they can control every aspect of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and outrageous baby name disputes!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere demanding that you name your Minecraft baby after her. But fear not, for you have the power to stand up to her and declare that your blocky offspring will not bear her name!

Join us as we navigate through family feuds, guilt trips, and even TikToks about the importance of baby names. Will you side with your fiancé who can’t seem to grow a spine, or will you take a stand and show that you’re not to be messed with?

With supportive allies like your mom and your fiancé’s dad by your side, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world. So come on over to our server and let’s show those meddling in-laws who’s boss!

NoMILNoMCGranny

Boundaries, Trust, pandemic, parenting, overreacting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

visit girlfriend, set up, passport, mom, INSANE

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

TeaTime SMP: Sip & Play Fun!

Collaborative Gameplay Opportunities, Immersive Roleplaying Scenarios, Exciting Weekly Challenges, Unique Roleplay Experiences, Custom Character Development

Welcome to TeaTime SMP ☕

Version: 1.21.4 Discord: Join Us Here

About the Server:

Sips tea loudly Ok, Minecraft fans, your search is over!
TeaTime SMP is where fun meets chill vibes.
This is a vanilla+ server with cool plugins to boost your play.
Join us for events like a special last life session each week!

Who Can Join?

All types of players are welcome!
Builders, redstoners, farmers, and more!
We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+ only.

Roleplay Fun:

Create your own character and join our big story!
Roleplay with others in a fun way.
Proximity voice chat is here, but no need to talk if you don’t want to!

Server Rules:

Chill rules can be found on our Discord.
Play Minecraft your way!

Server Features:

🎉 Fun Datapacks
🔌 Engaging Plugins
🌈 9 Custom Races
🏬 Shopping Districts
🎊 Unique Events
📖 Intriguing Storyline
✨ Custom Character Creation

Come spill the tea with us soon!

Adults Only SMP Vanilla 21+

Optional Half Resets, Interactive Community Events, Bedrock Edition Focus, Daily Server Backups, Dynamic Gameplay Features

Adults Only SMP [Vanilla]

Whitelist | No Resets | Bedrock Only | 21+

If you’re an adult looking for a chill spot to grow with a small crew, this bedrock server is for you! It kicked off just about 3 weeks ago.

Why Join?

Relaxed Vibe: No drama, just fun! Enjoy the game with no griefers.
Safe & Secure: Daily and hourly backups keep your builds safe.
Chat it Up: Voice chat is cool, but not a must!

Community Features

Hermitcraft Style: Events, team builds, and more!
Small Group: Max 30 players for a cozy feel.
Diamond Economy: Shop district with player-run shops just opened!
Nether Hub: Coming soon!
No Resets: Optional “half reset” if needed, voted by players.
Your Voice Matters: We want your ideas and thoughts!

Join the Discord to apply and learn more about the fun! Join Here

ApeTown: No Reset, No Rules!

Engaging PvP Battles, 24/7 Server Uptime, ApeTown Adventures, Unique Trading System, semi anarchy

### 🌍 Server Name: ApeTown

### 📜 IP Address: apetown.net

### 🎮 Supported Versions: 1.9 – 1.21.5

### 🗺️ Game Mode: Semi-Anarchy

### 👥 Player Slots: 30

### 📌 Location: Europe

### ✅ Access: Java and Premium Only

### 📣 Discord: Join Us Here

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### 🛠️ Key Features:

– 📍 /tpa Command: Teleport to friends fast. – 💱 /trade Command: Easy and safe trading. – 🏠 /home Command: Set your base, go back quick. – 👨‍🌾 Pick Up Villagers and Mobs: Move stuff around. – 🔧 Silk Touch Spawners: Collect spawners freely. – 🌲 Tree Falling: Cut the base, watch it drop. – 🍎 Craftable Enchanted Golden Apples: Make cool stuff. – 🚫 Disabled Crafting: No Respawn Anchors or TNT Minecarts. – 💣 End Crystals: Only on Bedrock, no cheap boom. – ⚔️ Maces Disabled: Fair fights only. – 🛡️ CombatLog System: Stops loggers. – ⛏️ Increased Ore Drops: More loot for miners. – 🧪 Stackable Potions: Save space, less fuss. – 🔄 F Key to Cycle Trades: Trade faster. – 🎙️ Voice Mod Support: Talk in-game with friends.

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### 👥 Why Join ApeTown?

ApeTown is the place for true freedom. No resets, no rules (just no hacks). Build what you want, keep it forever.

– 🏗️ No world resets: Your builds stay. – 🔓 Do what you want: Just don’t cheat. – 🚫 No Pay-to-Win: Fair play only. – 🌐 24/7 Uptime: Always online.

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### 🔗 Join Us Today:

– IP: apetown.net – Discord: Join Us Here

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🔥 Build. Raid. Trade. Survive.

Welcome to ApeTown — your world, your rules.

GreatWarMC Fun Fight Zone!

Zone, Whitelisted Combat Experience, Custom Gun Mechanics, GreatWarMC, Minecraft Tactical Warfare

GreatWarMC [Modded]

Type: Semi-Anarchy Status: Whitelisted Version: 1.21+

What’s Cool?

Mods:
- Guns
- Planes
- Spatial voice chat
- And more fun stuff!

Join the Fight!

Start Date: June 12th
Spots Left: 20 out of 40
Teams: 8 players each

How to Join

Fill out a Google form.
Answer basic stuff like:
- Do you have a mic for voice chat?
- Your Discord user for contact.

Contact

The server admin will hit you up on Discord once you fill out the form.

Get ready for some epic battles!

Simply Vanilla Anarchy EU 1.20

community-driven events, spontaneous player-driven adventures, underground base building, dynamic world evolution, epic resource gathering

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

Join the fun! This server has been up since 2019 and has a strong Discord crew with lots of active players.

No Hacks: Keep it fair! No hacking or duping allowed.
Map Size: Over 10 TB of pure vanilla fun!
World Borders: Just like the game meant it.
Nether Roof: Explore the top!

Server Info

IP: simplyvanilla.net
Discord: Join Us!
Website: Check It Out!

What to Expect

Want to see what escaping spawn looks like? Check this out: Watch Here

Can you do better? Join Today! Make your base, team up, or even betray! The fun never ends!

Guilt Trips

🎉 Welcome to *Screaming Llamas* Minecraft Server! 🎉